Buttock proof wallet

[freebooter]

I usually carry my wallet in my back pocket and find that my bank cards are cracking as they get bent slightly. My current wallets would be too big and uncomfortable to put in the front pocket of trousers.

Hence I need a new wallet that will protect my cards better. I am thinking either a hard wallet that it strong enough to withstand being sat on or one that is small enough to fit comfortably in my front pocket. I have had a quick search but haven't found anything yet. Does anyone have any suggestions?

thanks

 

[Megahurtz400]

Stop being so fat maybe?!?

 

[Fenris]

Something like this maybe?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aluminum-...W%2BFICS%2BUFI&otn=21&pmod=310357671795&ps=54

 

[pingwing]

Sir your bum is too big!

 

[Reality|Bites]

put it in your front pocket when you sit down?

 

[Burnsy2023]

Something like this maybe?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Aluminum-...W%2BFICS%2BUFI&otn=21&pmod=310357671795&ps=54

How is it going to stop NFC reads when it's made of Aluminium?

 

[Christo]

Ive been using these for years..
http://www.koyono.com/Slimmy-Slim-Wallet-Alternative-p/m17546.htm

 

[estebanrey]

Never carry my wallet in my back pocket, far too easy to pick pocket (and that is how I learned the lesson as well)

 

[Turambar]

Stop being so fat maybe?!?

Sir your bum is too big!

A large bum would surely help in this case due to shallower curves.

 

[Pestilence]

Wear bigger trousers.

 

[SlyReaper]

A large bum would surely help in this case due to shallower curves.

This.

OP, your arse is too bony. Get some pies down yer neck.

 

[Nexus]

put it in your front pocket when you sit down?

This.

Sitting on a wallet is not exactly comfortable.

 

[dfarrall]

Being a porker doesnt help, iv got a crack in my second card this year

 

[timebomb26]

Being a porker doesnt help, iv got a crack in my second card this year

Sounds like your second card is in your crack.

 

[Dave M]

I couldn't imagine carrying a wallet in the back pocket - do you like to constantly feel something rubbing your buttock?

Anyway, ignoring that deviance, you should get a second wallet just for cards (very small, card sized) and carry that in your front pocket. Could be handy if you get pick-pocketed, not having all your eggs in one bum fondling basket.

 

[Freefaller]

I've got a powerful rump, junk in my trunk etc.... (weight lifting will do that to a man). As such I just don't put my wallet in my back pocket any more.

 

[EdGey]

I'm with the bum fondlers here. Better than putting it in the front pocket and walking weirdly to try and hit the spot.

 

[Aod]

How is it going to stop NFC reads when it's made of Aluminium?

Duuuuuude!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage

 

[estebanrey]

I couldn't imagine carrying a wallet in the back pocket - do you like to constantly feel something rubbing your buttock?

Anyway, ignoring that deviance, you should get a second wallet just for cards (very small, card sized) and carry that in your front pocket. Could be handy if you get pick-pocketed, not having all your eggs in one bum fondling basket.

I learned that lesson when I was 16. I thought it was 'cooler' to carry your wallet in your back pocket, that was until I went out felt a slight brush past me and then discovered my wallet had gone.

Front pocket from then on for me.

Besides, real men don't carry theior money in wallets, they carry them in a roll

 

[The Halk]

A smaller wallet does the job better I've found. I've a simple thing, just and no more big enough and it's better than anything I've had before. It's the size of a £20 and it's cheap too.

Here.