Cake Joke

mrk · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:26

The corner shop baker was a true artist when it came to making birthday cakes. One customer asked him "can you make a birthday cake for my wife, she's an optician?" He agreed and produced a birthday cake in the perfect detail of a winking eye.

His next customer said " can you make a birthday cake for my husband, he's a dentist." He agreed and produced a cake in the shape of an open mouth, including the teeth and tongue.

At that moment another customer began to leave his shop, when the baker asked "can I help you?" The lady turned and said"no, I don't think so,it's my husband birthday today, but he's a gynaecologist".

bledd · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:30

could see it coming a mile off, but better than the usual jokes here i guess :0

mrk · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:31

bledd. said:
could see it coming a mile off

Bah, crumbs!

The Dread Pirate · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:38

Now to sit back and watch the thread crumble

bledd · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:39

this might be a recipe for disaster!

G|mp · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:40

Don't think you can just ice over this terrible joke

Blue Cypher · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:42

well thats the icing on the cake for me....im off!!

misterPK · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:47

A quality pun-a-thon, I want a piece of this!!

PK!

Blue Cypher · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:50

we should all desert this thread as its now a pun-a-thon.

iv-tecman · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:50

Oh dear..... Case of Have one's cake and eat it too if you ask me..

I'm off as well..

Masterdog · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:50

I can't hold a candle to some of the puns in this thread, so I won't even try.

Blue Cypher · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:54

go sponge up your post counts in other threads please

Frapple · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:57

The humour is trifle rich in this thread.

misterPK · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:57

But how can we resist with such an a-bun-dance of quallity puns?

PK!

The Dread Pirate · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:58

Blue Cypher said:
go sponge up your post counts in other threads please

Fine I'll take my cake and eat it elsewhere

OT Blue in your sig I'm one of those who wonders what the hells happening all the time

Mat · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:58

It bought tiers to my eyes.

The Dread Pirate · 1 Jul 2008 at 15:59

Mat said:
It bought tiers to my eyes.

And sweet to your brow?

Majago · 1 Jul 2008 at 16:01

I've heard this before - have you stollen it from somewhere else?

That said I'm still rather fondant of it...

mrk · 1 Jul 2008 at 16:06

Mat said:
It bought tiers to my eyes.

Expensive ?

Heatsinked · 1 Jul 2008 at 16:09

I find it hard to believe no one has said the obvious yet...

The Cake is a LIE!!!!

Sorry :rolleyes: