Poll: Can i shoot a cat

Cats, fair game?

  • Get rid of thread, it's evil.

    Votes: 22 43.1%

  • Keep thread, it's fun.

    Votes: 6 11.8%

  • Get rid of Azagoth, he whines.

    Votes: 23 45.1%
  • Total voters
    51
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Try to get hold of some Tiger pee and sprinkle it about on your lawn. The cat will think that the lawn is the territory of a larger more dangerous cat and will stay away ;)
 
yea you can shoot it if you have the guts to go tell the kid whos pet it is that there friend is dead because of you

maybe stalking it with your keyboard would be a better idea
 
Depends, can I shoot your kids if they keep losing their balls over the fence and leaving them on my lawn?
 
We've had the same problem as of late with cats crapping in our garden. After squirting the buggers with a waterpistol, all but one have decided they don't like me, so I've recently took to running out at the cats when they come near the garden or if I catch them about to take a crap. One cat ran off with poo streaming down its back-leg; he hasn't been back since.
 
I hate cats as well. Nothing seems to stop them pooing on the edges of my lawn at night. Pellets pepper sprays all failed.

Just shoot the cat and lay it by the side of a B road when you go to work in the morning, everyone will assume it was run over ;)

I hit one on the way to work last week. Dumb **** gave me no option despite me locking up. I looked in the mirror and saw the poor bugger have independant back leg movements. I felt really bad for a few minutes. :(
 
This thread really needs locking. Some of the stuff is just sick.. not really suitable for a family forum...
 
West said:
The fact some people are suggesting killing an innocent and may I remind you intelligent animal is just disgusting..
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To you maybe, imo and by the looks of it quite a few people in this thread it is fine to suggest methods to remove the offending cat. They are only suggestions :)
 
Cats are a menace, they kill birds and field mice, they wake you up at 2am fighting and **** on your garden, since we got rid of all the soil in the back garden we have seen a huge drop in the cat ****. They use to do it in the soil but we put down gravel and its worked plus the fact cats get a chase if they are seen in the garden, bricks, golf balls, anything close to hand gets launched.

Keep them in at night and everybody will be happy.
 
Slime101 said:
Why?? I'm actually serious, im not a 12yr old keyboard warror, i just want my daughter to be able to play on MY land without having the problem of 22 piles of stinking filthy dangerous faeces....is that really so unreasonable.
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From what you've said you only have a tiny lawn so just install something that will keep the cats off your tiny lawn. Try using a search engine for your answers.
Wanting to shoot cats for having a dump on your lawn is just plain unreasonable. As for being a 12yr old keyboard warrior .... You've posted on this forum if you're allowed to shoot cats for taking a dump and you've actually got a mortgage:eek:

Numpty:mad:
 
West said:
This thread really needs locking. Some of the stuff is just sick.. not really suitable for a family forum...
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Doubt that is going to happen. The powers that be will probably group cats along side rats and as such you will be roundly turned upon if you adopt an opinion which doesn't entail them being smashed to bits.
 
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