CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

[SexyBetty]

Dont OcUK own a monkey? Im sure a meet ended up in sponsoring a monkey

Yeah, but they dont OWN it

 

[kaiowas]

Should cost you £500

 

[Piggymon]

Tumba was adopted for us as a me-moving-to-Essex pressy

 

[paradigm]

http://www.petsovernight.com/

 

[AJUK]

Awwww, Tumba is so ickle and cute but must look like a very scary gorilla to Piggymon!

 

[MookJong]

 

[bloodline76]

I am being accused of taking drugs and not getting out much but you guys have responded within two minutes of posting...lol

Great response and great answers.

Seriously though I would like one. Expecially if it was the evil monkey for indiana jones. Dont eat the dates...DONT EAT THE DATES...poor monkey!

So if i was able to buy a monkey where would I get clothes for it? Ideally I would want matching clothes with mine.

 

[Otacon]

PRAY

FOR

MOJO.

 

[AJUK]

So if i was able to buy a monkey where would I get clothes for it? Ideally I would want matching clothes with mine.

You were explaining yourself so well until that statement and now I feel your money would be best spent on a psychiatrist.

 

[Zefan]

Ideally I would want matching clothes with mine.

A childrens clothing store should be fine - I can't believe I'm answering this.

 

[AJUK]

Don't forget the nappies, I would imagine even a small monkey would produce a deceptively large volume of ****.

 

[divine`]

I am being accused of taking drugs and not getting out much but you guys have responded within two minutes of posting...lol

...but you want a monkey that's dressed the same as you.


Option 1) You are actually serious and thus incredibly sad

Option 2) This is a joke and you are actually finding this funny and thus you are incredibly sad

 

[Neoni]

yes buy a monkey, which you would probably neglect!! and it would probably wreck your house, and your house will smell off monkey poop!

awesome idea hehe

 

[Bill101]

So if i was able to buy a monkey where would I get clothes for it? Ideally I would want matching clothes with mine.

you would have to start shaveing so that the two of you do not get mixed up
Imagine a monkey in Geek clothing!the T shirt would read ''I have no girlfriend but 50Kg of bananas''

 

[Rich_L]

http://pets-adoption-sale.vivastreet.co.uk/cats-dogs/baby-capuchin-monkey

 

[fozzybear]

MY local pet shop sells Marmoset's for £500.

 

[bloodline76]

Whats wrong with owning a pet monkey that dresses in clothes, I thought they all did?

Plus it makes you laugh...not enough laughing going on in the world.

I am not sure that a childrens clothes shop would work as they are quite skinny...plus i would like one that has a smoking jacket and that would just be so wrong to have a smoking jacket for a child.

Is it me or am i the only one who would like a monkey? Come on think about it, a little monkey with clothes!!!

 

[SexyBetty]

Whats wrong with owning a pet monkey that dresses in clothes, I thought they all did?

Plus it makes you laugh...not enough laughing going on in the world.

I am not sure that a childrens clothes shop would work as they are quite skinny...plus i would like one that has a smoking jacket and that would just be so wrong to have a smoking jacket for a child.

Is it me or am i the only one who would like a monkey? Come on think about it, a little monkey with clothes!!!

So many things wrong with this, are you REALLY serious?

 

[Matblack]

Tumba is NOT a monkey!

MB

 

[Neoni]

*snip*

the only reason you want a monkey is to make you laugh, and not to bring it up properly... theres something really really wrong with that.