CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

Neoni · 16 May 2006 at 14:16

squiffy said:
Chimps aren't monkeys.

oh right, erm yeh....chimp.

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 14:18

Neon said:
oh right, erm yeh....chimp.

Hominid

The hominids are the members of the biological family Hominidae (the great apes), which includes humans, chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans.

MB

Tru · 16 May 2006 at 14:18

I had a monkey but it ate all me fags so I threw it in the sea.

dragonflyy · 16 May 2006 at 14:19

Think the OP has had too much space dust

Bobcat · 16 May 2006 at 14:21

Hedge said:
Am i the only one who actually read the original post in a humerous manner? im sure its not a search for serious advice regarding owning monkeys.

some people need to lighten up

I thought the same with some of the replies in here, the OP tickled me and made me chuckle

SexyBetty said:
Then what was the point of the original post? Sorry, think Ive missed the joke here

Have you seen some of the post's in GD recently, not a lot of point to most of them is there !!

fatiain · 16 May 2006 at 14:22

I have a monkey, he's called Gary.

He was free.

He tells me to burn things.

He is also invisible and disappears when I take the pills the doctor gives me.

bloodline76 · 16 May 2006 at 14:23

The monkey would not be a slave. Sure he would have to help out with the washing up but he wouldnt be a slave.

He might be a monkey butler when we have guests. And no its not cruel everyone likes dressing up smartly occassionally.

And to answer the question about being lonely. We will be house sharing so he wont get lonely. Plus i have Discovery channel and there is always `friends`.

fatiain · 16 May 2006 at 14:25

bloodline76 said:
Plus i have Discovery channel and there is always `friends`.

Monkey cruelty tbh, making the poor wee thing watch Friends.

Bennah · 16 May 2006 at 14:25

Matblack said:
Does anyone know where I can buy a slave? I'm in need of domestic assistance but do hot have the money for an ongoing wage, just a lump sum for paying a slave vendor.

MB

Go to China. Marry a woman. Theres your slave.

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 14:28

Bennah said:
Go to China. Marry a woman.

Are those two seperate options?

I can't be married to two women can I?

MB

Bennah · 16 May 2006 at 14:30

Same thing. Sorry, no ',' in there...

Actually, save you the trip over to China just sign up to this...

http://www.russianbrides.com/

AJUK · 16 May 2006 at 14:33

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Chris [BEANS] · 16 May 2006 at 14:35

Tru said:
I had a monkey but it ate all me fags so I threw it in the sea.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW A MONKEY INTO THE SEA!!!

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 14:35

Will you be chastising this monkey?

MB

Bennah · 16 May 2006 at 14:36

What happend if he did though?

Did it have armbands and a little rubber ring

?

Chris [BEANS] · 16 May 2006 at 14:36

Matblack said:
Will you be chastising this monkey?

MB

Are you suggesting that he spank the monkey :confused:

Matblack · 16 May 2006 at 14:39

Chris [BEANS] said:
Are you suggesting that he spank the monkey

I fear that with this thread he may already be doing so

MB

PikeyPriest · 16 May 2006 at 14:45

To be honest the monkey may be better off with him than at a zoo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey
:eek:

strange. works for me

Zip · 16 May 2006 at 14:48

PikeyPriest said:
To be honest the monkey may be better off with him than at a zoo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey

Dead link

Poor lil monkey

riddler · 16 May 2006 at 14:49

i have never laughed so badly in work on a tuesday afternoon...

LMFAO some of the replys made me cry...this thread desserves a sticky