CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

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bloodline76 said:
Do you think I could train it to make my dinner? Obviously I would get it little gloves.

What does a spider monkey look like? Ideally I would like a organ grinding kind of monkey.

I didnt think that it would sleep in a bed. I thought maybe a parrot cage would be ok but I have a spare double bed in his room so he will love that.

I was like a little shoe box, not a double bed

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bloodline76 said:
I would like to know if it is possible to buy a monkey for a pet. If so where would you get one?

Does it come with little clothes too?

Have you been watching "8 simple rules for dating my daughter"? :) Rowry always want a monkey.
 
Don't forget you are genetically 99.9% chimp.

But then again, you're 65% bananananananana too.

I want a pet banananananana now :(
 
fatiain said:
Don't forget you are genetically 99.9% chimp.

But then again, you're 65% bananananananana too.

I want a pet banananananana now :(

Thats probably why I want a monkey then. I think my new pet monkey and your pet banana will get along fine :D
 
Melm0 said:
I have a peperami fanimal... he kind of looks like a monkey... you can have him :p
Or you can have mrs fatiains brother, he's known as Monkey Boy. Specially if he hasn't shaved.
 
my grandma had a pet monkey
when they moved back to england, it got out of its cage on the train
the last time she saw it, it was running along the roof of the train, wearing a little red jacket and hat
apparently it was a nasty thing
you don't want one as a pet
 
Just to update you all on the monkey situation.

I got one in the end and we had loads of fun but we had very little in common in the end so we parted our ways.

I think he is looking for a room mate now, so if you like monkeys, watching the discovery channel 24/7 and dont mind the odd bit of monkey poo thrown across the room then get in touch and I will set you up :)
 
Awww :)

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