CAN YOU BUY A MONKEY???

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I want a monkey. Could they live in your house without destroying it? Could you have them like a pet cat and dog? :D
 
bloodline76 said:
Just to update you all on the monkey situation.

I got one in the end and we had loads of fun but we had very little in common in the end so we parted our ways.

I think he is looking for a room mate now, so if you like monkeys, watching the discovery channel 24/7 and dont mind the odd bit of monkey poo thrown across the room then get in touch and I will set you up :)
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You're one of the few who posted back in 2006 who aren't now perma-banned :eek:
 
Matblack said:
God I really hope the OP is joking

Do you know how much room a money needs? Lots
Do you know what it eats (to stay healthy)? No? Nor do I but I bet it will need a special diet
Do you know how lonely it will get without company of other monkeys? Very
Do you know how agressive some breeds can be? Very

Do you think it is sensible or fair on the animal to keep a monkey?

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- It can play outside
- Bananas, job done.
- He could pretend to be a monkey when his monkey is feeling lonely.
- Train it to attack other people

I don't see a problem OP, buy a monkey :D

edit: from 2006....awww
 
Unfortunately, the IQ/common sense range of members here is so wide that it wouldn't surprise me if the OP was genuine. Luckily, I didn't get drawn into the argument/joke first time around.


On a serious note; anyone who dresses any animal in clothes is a ****!
 
Mp4 said:
Awww :)

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THEY ARE NOT MONKIES!!!

They are apes. :mad:
 
Hulk Hogan's family had a monkey for a week. Its just like a baby. My friend's wife had a monkey 3 years ago but it was too much work. It was so cool. Amazing. I might have some pictures of him. Will check.
 
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