Can you get sacked for farting

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Hey guys , I am working out hard and taking some supplements, these are causing me to fart quite a bit , there is no way I can make it out of the office before I fart... and I think my boss is getting angry about it :(. Can I be sacked for farting?

Edit: I wont change my supplements as I am over satisfied with the results... and I dont mean the farting..
 
I do kickboxing aswell... and when I do a high roundhouse some times a few let rip aswell but there are fans and stuff so its a bit more mellow
 
yer my boss says I should leave the room and do it, but we are at the back corner and im pretty sure finance wouldn't appreciate a sprinting fart delivered every hour or so..
 
well I cant imagine keeping a straight face after dropping one and then diving up and spraying airfreshner around my desk. This is how it plays out, I fart... my boss smells it... he looks at me with an angry face.. and I burst in to tears of laughter. he then says " its not funny" with a srs face...
 
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