Can you help? need a witty reposte!

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 16:48

My boss at work has delegated me a task. The task is to find a funny and creative, response to the following.

Example - "If I were a famous person, I would be.... and why?"

So <name famous person> <why>

I cant think of anything to use cos its for a course HE is going on and there will be foreign people there too, so my John Prescot and Croquet gag was out, they wouldnt get it. :rolleyes:

Any ideas?

JimmyEatWorms · 31 May 2006 at 16:50

Here's an idea. Tell the lazy git to come up with his own ideas.

stig · 31 May 2006 at 16:50

id be Jorden.... so i could find the nearest bouncy castle and see if it feels as funny as they look

*S

VeNT · 31 May 2006 at 16:51

stig said:
id be Jorden.... so i could find the nearest bouncy castle and see if it feels as funny as they look

*S

thats gonna hurt

SourChipmunk · 31 May 2006 at 16:51

I would be Hugh Hefner. I don't think I have to explain why.

Tank · 31 May 2006 at 16:52

I would be George Bush because then I wouldn't have to work for you.

(Famous name can really be interchanged with any name)

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 16:58

Tank said:
I would be George Bush because then I wouldn't have to work for you.

(Famous name can really be interchanged with any name)

Ah like that one mate, very good. Not sure if it would go down too well though. Jimmy I know what you mean mate, you havent seen anything like this guy he is THE king of get somone else to do it. I reckon he gets his wife to dress him in the morning.

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 16:59

Raist said:
I would be Hugh Hefner. I don't think I have to explain why.

Might use that one too mate, I can just put Hugh hefner and then something like what? you need to know why?

Haha

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 17:02

stig said:
id be Jorden.... so i could find the nearest bouncy castle and see if it feels as funny as they look

*S

That one might get him sacked.... might use that then lol.

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 17:03

I reckon he's more like David Brent, but not quite the chilled out entertainer. His material is rubbish.

Davey_Pitch · 31 May 2006 at 17:04

I'd be your boss, so I could delegate all my crappy jobs onto you so I don't have to do them myself

Manlove is my forte · 31 May 2006 at 17:05

For your manager
"I'd be David Brent, because he is an insperational manager that we can all learn from."

The foreigners may not get it but the english should.

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Jimbo said:
I reckon he's more like David Brent, but not quite the chilled out entertainer. His material is rubbish.

You were too fast for me but it makes it more appt imo

Ultra_Extreme · 31 May 2006 at 17:06

"Id be, you. You sexy, sexy man"

siztenboots · 31 May 2006 at 17:06

I'd be Hitler and invade Poland

Ricochet J · 31 May 2006 at 17:06

I would be ElRazur so I can hand out Flingbangs.

stig · 31 May 2006 at 17:07

or you could try out :

id be bill gates...... so i can make toilet paper out of $100 bills to see if theyre softer then $1's

i dont think jimbo's been claimed? he's mine if so....if he has been claimed i dont care

*S

fatty1 · 31 May 2006 at 17:07

I would want to be Stephen Hawking so I could talk like a dalek and run people over with my wheel chair whilst screaming out " EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!"

G-MAN2004 · 31 May 2006 at 17:08

fatty1 said:
I would want to be Stephen Hawking so I could talk like a dalek and run people over with my wheel chair

Lol bit harsh

eXSBass said:
I would be ElRazur so I can hand out Flingbangs.

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 17:10

siztenboots said:
I'd be Hitler and invade Poland

Hahahaa classic.

Jimbo · 31 May 2006 at 17:12

stig said:
or you could try out :

id be bill gates...... so i can make toilet paper out of $100 bills to see if theyre softer then $1's

i dont think jimbo's been claimed? he's mine if so....if he has been claimed i dont care

*S

Christ I wouldnt care but Im only there through an agency as a temp lol.