Can you lie when you are drunk?

Zip · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:15

Im having an argument with a friend about this.
She thinks you cant lie when you are drunk but i think you can.
So who would be right? Me or her?

UOcUK Poopscoop · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:16

Of course you can.

And for many men after returning from a club/ pub its when they need to lie the most.

Feek · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:18

"I really love you, darling".

*shag shag shag*

"You said last night you loved me"

"Ta ra, I'm off home."

Yes, of course you can lie when drunk.

K.

penski · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:19

Through my teeth.

*n

TheMagicPirate · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:19

Yeah, Just not as well as when your sober

penski · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:20

"I respect you as both a woman and a human being."

*n

Jonny69 · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:21

I can't remember

Scuzi · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:21

Feek said:
"I really love you, darling".

*shag shag shag*

"You said last night you loved me"

"Ta ra, I'm off home."

Yes, of course you can lie when drunk.

K.

Quoted for truth.
It works the other way too either just after or the morning after..

"That was amazing"

Burnsy2023 · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:21

penski said:
"I respect you as both a woman and a human being."

*n

....."Can I get into your pants now?"

Burnsy

Nikias · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:22

Even better than when sober I would say. :confused:

Zip · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:31

Feek said:
"I really love you, darling".

*shag shag shag*

"You said last night you loved me"

"Ta ra, I'm off home."

Yes, of course you can lie when drunk.

K.

I just showed her that and got the point across, thanks feek

Now shes using a guilt trip against me because i brought the topic up :mad:

panthro · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:33

I do my best lying when I am drunk.

Good examples are when we pretend to do jobs that we dont like Feng Shui master and my favourite:

"Im a dog breeder. Beagles mainly. Business has been fairly slow recently. My main client Huntingdon has been a bit slack".

Obviously I dont condone animal testing, but there are some gullible women that believe it

SideWinder · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:35

Yup, i can lie when drunk. :cool:

Gilly · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:37

Some people find it very difficult to lie when drunk, but of course, some people find it very difficult to lie full stop.

penski · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:38

panthro said:
I do my best lying when I am drunk.

Good examples are when we pretend to do jobs that we dont like Feng Shui master and my favourite:

"Im a dog breeder. Beagles mainly. Business has been fairly slow recently. My main client Huntingdon has been a bit slack".

Obviously I dont condone animal testing, but there are some gullible women that believe it

My mate pulls based on "I work on the quayside and I drive a two-seater Mercedes."

He works in the fish quays and drives a Sprinter.

*n

Scuzi · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:40

I'm a paintologost (not a palaentologist) at the weekends. I've invented a new type of body paint that is in the testing stages and new volunteers are always welcome, especially those with soft sensitive skin. Females are ideal.

Gilly · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:41

I've lost count of the amount of times my mate has had his wife leave him for his best mate, taking the kids with her.

Putty in his hands.

SexyGreyFox · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:41

I can't lie when I'm sober so I don't bother.

penski · 17 Apr 2006 at 14:42

When I was single, "I have an exceptionally large penis." worked fairly well.

Or "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

*n

Bracco · 17 Apr 2006 at 17:22

"I'm not drunk"?

Can you lie when you are drunk?

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