can't sleep with girlfriend

Sounds like you need to perfect 'the roll' from friends :D Can't say I have this problem but we don't really cuddle thankfully and she's always conked out by about 11pm so i just go to sleep at leisure.

 
Cant you just bang one out,(ye old hand shandy) seems to work for the rest of the male population when they want to get to sleep. :D
 
pfft, what is it with people saying he has to cuddle? you can cuddle through the day and show your love there. you go to bed to sleep, so why do you have to get all hot and uncomfortable invading each others sleeping space. back to back is how i do it and if they still feel like they have to touch you then bum to bum contact is fine
 
My ex used to suffer with really bad sleep apnea so she would snore really badly all night and usually stop breathing altogether if there was blockage in her gullet (heavy smoker/drinker so this is bad combo for sleep apnea). So it used to be my duty to elbow her regularly, increasing the force and pointiness of my elbow, until *usually she would wake up and breathe for a bit before falling back to sleep. Repeat til morning, multiply by 17 years!

I get such good sleep now, but I do miss elbowing her really hard in the ribs :)

Some other poor King Bas has to do it now ;)

* Sometimes she used to survive without breathing at all!!!
 
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As above, if you have problems, game for a while and then you'll be knackered. Although I have my PC at my gf's flat :D
 
I've read quite a few purportedly research based articles that suggest that people tend to sleep better alone. It's not unheard of for married couples to have separate rooms for sleeping. :)

I'm a really light sleeper so really don't like sharing my bed with anyone when it comes to getting some Z's - I like to be able to stretch without worrying about kicking someone out of bed. There's also the issue of waking up with a dead arm when the other half decided to lie across it! :p
 
Falling asleep holding a beautiful girl is one of lifes most wonderful things :)

Until she farts on your leg :p

Genuine lol from that.

My gf and I sleep bum to bum as we can't sleep facing eachother. Still, got no sleep last night as she rolls around a lot, grinds her teeth, and goes to the bathroom all bloody night.
 
No problem here. When i fall asleep it really is good nite from me. Crying babies, hair dryers in the room, you name it and i can sleep through it.
 
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