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Girl: B2
PumkinStew: Damn, you sank my battleship.
 
With his new disguise, Pumpkinstew's latest attempts to sell space cakes to young children had reached an all time 'high'.
 
What the hell are you supposed to be?

Why I'm Pumpkinstew, the politically inoffensive winterval chipmunk. I've replaced all seasonal icons and religious deitys.
 
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"Would you like to blow on my candle, little girl?"

"Show us yer **** first and let's see if its worth it!"
 
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After a ground breaking career as a rescue ranger, chip entertained at kids parties to pay the bills.
 
Doctors had said her condition was incurable. Yet every year the family had a birthday celebration like normal hoping that one day Aunt Audrey would get out of that chipmunk costume.
 
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After hundreds of years of war, the only two remaining survivors of the battle between the Childlike Cowboys and Pseudo-Chipmunks call a truce, bringing peace to the galaxy for the first time in a millenium.
 
Wearing his protective suit, Frank would be shielded from the devastating explosives. 'Thaaaat's it, light the fourth candle you sickening child...'.
 
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Chipmunk - This is a model of a wonderful place called 'Neverland', light those candles and we'll be taken there by fairies

Girl - Are you Peter Pan?!

Chipmunk - er, yeah.... Peter Pan, that's my name. chamone
 
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