castle toothpaste

[rubberduck]

I did some googling and managed to find the following joke for this thread...

Why did the king leave his castle and go to the dentist???

To get his teeth crowned

 

[Kaeo]

7 year necro...well..we've seen worse, I guess.

 

[wolfie138]

i used Selto. never see it now, dunno what happened to it.

 

[Clearcut]

Did it make your teeth look like battlements?

 

[Narj]

nope but I do remember that when the dentist came to my primary school, everyone got a few blue tablets which made ur teeth white for a few hours

This rings a bell.... What the hell were those things??

Starting to wonder what other crap they were trialling on kids!

 

[Dup]

This rings a bell.... What the hell were those things??

Starting to wonder what other crap they were trialling on kids!

Disclosing tablets... I remember those. They show if you're brushing properly then they tell you off.

 

[LeMson]

I read the title as cattle toothpaste, then thought of farmers cleaning cows teeth lol

 

[floatindolphin]

yeah! I had boxes of the stuff free!

It was the baking soda toothpaste, right?

 

[emma parry]

Yes! I remember. Do you have anymore information about it?

 

[kinobestew123]

Least we have a few survivors of the infamous 1990's Castle Toothpaste Trials.