Cats are all cute and fuzzy until...

DEL 707

DEL 707

DEL 707

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...they attach themselves to your face.

This thing
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is on my "to kill" list at the moment.

This morning at about 6:45, I hear the cat hissing and running up the stairs, I roll over to see what all the fuss is about, the next thing I know, she's attached to my face scratching around like crazy. After she's done, she runs out the room, leaving me sitting there for a couple of minutes trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

From what I can hear downstairs, someone in the house, obviously someone she doesn't like, scared her and I ended receiving their punishment.

My face has quite a few scratches/scabs at the moment, quite a few people staring at me on the way to work, work collegues taking the mick out of me, 1 of them said I could be part of the governments new poster campaign "Why you should wear a seatbelt".

I can't wait to get my hands on her tonight
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Our new kitten nicely decided to leave a present on my paul frank matt in the bedroom, i now HATE the bloody thing.

Twas quite ammusing though "the cat **** on the matt" :D
 
DEL 707 said:
My self esteem is pretty low at the moment, the last thing I need is a photoshop contest!
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Doesn't need your whole face if you prefer, we just want to see the kind of damage done :p

Least you're ok though... hope the kitty is ok after you get hold of her! :eek:
 
Maybe you should conduct an experiment tonight to see if cats can breathe underwater:

What you need:
- Water
- Bath tub
- Cat.

Method:
- Grab cat.
- Hold under water for 5 minutes
- Repeat step 2.

Conclusion:

If the cat has survived, it means cats can breathe underwater.
 
I have a 10 year old tomcat called Basil. He is very big and very ginger and I call him the Anti-cat (like Anti-Christ) because he is the most evil feline on the planet. My wife thinks hes just mis-understood (he's her cat). Anyway one night I'm fast asleep on my back and the Anti-cat decides to leap from the top of the wardrobe and land on my chest. I went from fast asleep to wide awake in a split second and really thought I was having a heart attack.

We now have nothing in the bedroom that he can jump from....
 
tsgray70 said:
I have a 10 year old tomcat called Basil. He is very big and very ginger and I call him the Anti-cat (like Anti-Christ) because he is the most evil feline on the planet. My wife thinks hes just mis-understood (he's her cat). Anyway one night I'm fast asleep on my back and the Anti-cat decides to leap from the top of the wardrobe and land on my chest. I went from fast asleep to wide awake in a split second and really thought I was having a heart attack.
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:D :D That is brilliant. I guess he just wants to **** you off, seeing "competition" for his girl :p
 
Some bad pictures of the damage, fraid the camera at work isn't too good.
This is the damage around my eyes, I'm not showing the rest of my face :p

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:eek: He's one of them!!!!! ;) :p

thats pretty close to the eyes dude, lucky you didnt get a claw in the actual eyeball. having walked into a twig sticking out of a hedge i know how painful it is for days if you cut your eyeball!
 
Best way to "punish" a cat is to sort of growl at it and point after it has done wrong and ignore it for a while. They understand this and you should see it come up to you later and "apologise". Physically hurting a cat or going mad at it just confuses them and they loose trust with you, making them more likely to be savage in future :)

Definately unusual what happened here. It usually takes some provocation to get a cat to attack someone.
 
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