Yes, I am actually that bored. I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room and can't think of anything else to do so let's see who's met who (if you can think of anything more exciting to do please share it, and no, masturbating in a hospital is frowned upon and I could miss my call).
Katie Price
Dustin Hoffman
Emma Thompson (her and Hoffman were filming Last Chance Harvey outside my then work, the BFI)
Clarkson (his legal firm's offices were across the road from one of the sites I looked after, it was in the middle of his slopes debacle)
Tom Cruise (filming the Mummy very recently)
Natalie Portman (she was on a tube with very different makeup to what we see, obviously trying to go incognito. When she saw I clocked her she gave me a cheeky wink as if to say "don't blow my cover". I'll say this: a cheeky wink from her very nearly made the little soldier stand to attention)
Steve Coogan on oxford street
James May in Mayfair (driving a Bentley)
I'm sure I've seen millions more but these are the ones I recognised.
Katie Price
Dustin Hoffman
Emma Thompson (her and Hoffman were filming Last Chance Harvey outside my then work, the BFI)
Clarkson (his legal firm's offices were across the road from one of the sites I looked after, it was in the middle of his slopes debacle)
Tom Cruise (filming the Mummy very recently)
Natalie Portman (she was on a tube with very different makeup to what we see, obviously trying to go incognito. When she saw I clocked her she gave me a cheeky wink as if to say "don't blow my cover". I'll say this: a cheeky wink from her very nearly made the little soldier stand to attention)
Steve Coogan on oxford street
James May in Mayfair (driving a Bentley)
I'm sure I've seen millions more but these are the ones I recognised.