Charity appeal

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"NEW CHARITY APPEAL - Zebo is a 7 year old African boy who is partially sighted and only has one leg. Every day he has to travel 10km on his old bicycle that has buckled wheels and no brakes to fetch water for his family using a holed bucket. If you can send us £2 today we will send you the video...its #@&%**g hilarious" :p
 
Can’t get any worse than this:

An elephant from Zebo's village was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk sixty two years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant: "Turtle recall.".

;)
 
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