Check your junk!

Redz · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:16

OldCoals said:
Just breathe in as you feel the finger, I was pleasantly surprised.

Tony Soprano said:
I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.

First thing that came to mind.

MooMoo444 · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:27

Don't feel your own junk, get a hot gurl to do it.

Theophany · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:39

Adam_101 said:
At the coffee machine? . lol.

He didn't say to do it in private.

MooMoo444 said:
Don't feel your own junk, get a hot gurl to do it.

Preferably one with a doctorate. Whilst she's wearing her lab coat. And an Agent Provocateur ensemble underneath. In heels.

*ahem*

PermaChanged · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:40

ci_newman said:
Boys, check your womans love pillows regularly!

Women, check your boys junk regularly!

Improved your list.

Best of luck buddy, I'm sure everything will be fine! As you say if it is anything worse than a cyst you've found it nice and early due to your diligent fondling.

Adam_101 · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:42

Theophany said:
He didn't say to do it in private.

True true lol

. But yes always check'em guys better safe then sorry. OP hope it all goes well

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Nymins · 23 Jan 2014 at 10:42

If its part of the epididymis then it most probably is a cyst. Had the same experience and it turned out fine.

Best of luck!

MooMoo444 · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:04

Theophany said:
Apart from those cysts with hair, eyes and babies growing inside them...

AdviceMoo says; Do not google this. I have done in the past and still regret it to this day. Some even have teeth.

CREATIVE!11 · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:06

Doing this right now while my mate stares at me going what the hell?

Woden · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:14

Thanks OP, now I am banned from every McDonalds in the NW :/

Seriously though hope it turns out OK. I had a lump removed from the outside of my skull. Turned out to be a benign neuroma but the 2 weeks between the operation and the results were the scariest of my life.

MooMoo444 · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:26

Woden said:
I had a lump removed from the outside of my skull.

How's life without a nose working out?

pitchfork · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:28

Boys, check your junk regularly!

Every 5 minutes like clockwork.

Theophany · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:31

MooMoo444 said:
AdviceMoo says; Do not google this. I have done in the past and still regret it to this day. Some even have teeth.

The one with the embryo in it was a personal favourite and very nearly ruined dim sum for me.

blastman · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:45

pictures or it didn't happen..

skyripper · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:52

I had an op to remove one of these last year. I'm in my 40s.
Simple enough procedure. Took a few weeks to heal and a few more weeks before I felt comfortable.

I aint posting pics.

randomshenans · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:54

Thought you meant the OP removed one of yours then... was wondering why he wanted 3?

skyripper · 23 Jan 2014 at 11:58

I thought I'd worded that to avoid smartarse comments.
I was wrong

GD always manages to surprise me.

Xire · 23 Jan 2014 at 12:03

Thought this was a thread to check your spam email. How wrong I was.

dacads · 23 Jan 2014 at 12:04

I was expecting a thread about junk email

randomshenans · 23 Jan 2014 at 12:06

*doffs cap*

In all seriousness though, I'm glad it was caught early and you're OK, there are so many horror stories on how quickly these things spread. I do check regularly, but as men are typically men and never go to a doctor for anything it makes it all the more important to change that attitude. You don't want to drop the ball on that one.

MooMoo444 · 23 Jan 2014 at 12:41

randomshenans said:
Thought you meant the OP removed one of yours then... was wondering why he wanted 3?

Who wouldnt want 3?