cheer me up/make me laugh thread

garyfl

garyfl

garyfl

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quite down so do your worst with pics and jokes and puns,

been sat here rocking back and forth all day with anxiety, ha, a break up and losing a loved one isnt easy.

let this also be a thread for future blues from anyone else to be washed away
 
How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb and the other two dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at each other.



Well, I'm out.
 
A female midget friend of mine told me she had decided to become a prostitute, It made me really sad..

I just feel like shes selling herself short.
 
Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!





Did you hear about the award-winning scarecrow?

He was outstanding in his field!




Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other,

"do you know how to drive this thing?!"






What's brown and sticky?

A stick!






What's 6 inches long and starts with a P?

A turd!





FB...
 
What do you call a 1 armed man with no legs and itchy balls hanging from a cliff?

Unlucky.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Rustle.


....Yeah,shoot me now.:p
 
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