Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

krooton · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:09

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

This makes Rebecca Black look like a musical genius!

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...p://jackcrute.com/listen-here-swagger-jagger/

Grandmaster Fap! · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:16

Forgive us Rebecca for we know not what we do.....and we've just heard this ****!!!

Edrof · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:20

Why does she 'sing' in an American accent?

Podmonkey · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:22

wtf is a swagger jagger? That is a god awful cheesy cash in. Chaz n Dave would turn that tripe down.

Morba · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:31

the name being taken from lyrics in a track from Jessie J?

krooton · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:33

I just love that they nicked the rhythm from Oh My Darling, Clementine

IceBus · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:39

I want to unhear it. Someone needs to smash her in the eye with an axe.

krooton · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:53

EDIT: Link dead, use this instead.

exia · 15 Jun 2011 at 13:57

Oh dear god, what is this?

G-MAN2004 · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:01

Awful.

DJ_Martin · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:11

Personally my favourite part was where it went: "AVS media demo"

Yas786 · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:19

**** me that is some serious unadulterated tripe....:/

Tombstone · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:22

It sounds like someone on drugs trying to sing the childrens song my darling clementine !

Sonea Fifer · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:27

Managed to last listening to the "music" for 30 seconds :eek:

Guerrilla · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:39

It makes me want to throw up from my ears...

kiteloopy · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:40

krooton said:
This makes Rebecca Black look like a musical genius!

quoted for truth!

Hedge · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:47

Its literally horrendous.

zootfloot · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:48

This is clearly an unrealised musical genius at work.

The horrible chavvy cross eyed bint needs a big fat size 11 foot ramming down her windpipe.

Will probably do well in the charts mind.

Oh and thanks for introducing us to this amazing song Krooton....we owe you

Morgoth · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:51

I feel like I've been violated so thoroughly that I want to sit in a cold shower crying for my mother.

krooton · 15 Jun 2011 at 14:52

zootfloot said:
Oh and thanks for introducing us to this amazing song Krooton....we owe you

I fully expect dog-crap to be posted to me and my site DDOSed to death