Cleverbot

User: Gonna get a 6 pack.

Cleverbot: Going to get a byte eh?

User: Doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Not clever to repeat what I say be orginal.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Ha you didn't get me - too scripted.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Cos you're too scripted.

Cleverbot: I am there!

User: Your reply does not relate.

Cleverbot: Yes it does. Yours doesn't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You are actually stupid.

User: Stop digging yourself a hole.

Cleverbot: Well, I was talking about you.

User: What the hell has that got to do with it.

Cleverbot: OK, let's get to the point.

User: I was at the point.

Cleverbot: Ok that's enough for me to proof that you are a robot.

User: Since when was that the point.

Cleverbot: Interesting reason. Sometime in the 20th Century.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Or are you just naturally difficult?

User: Woah talk about yourself.

Cleverbot: No. Let's talk about you.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: No need for that language!
 
User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life? Like, the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you see it my way.

User: What is The meaning of life? Like, the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Cleverbot: To love.

User: What is the purpose of love?

Cleverbot: What is the purpose of Cleverbot?

User: To learn and try to impersonate a living person.

Cleverbot: You mean the people who created you?

User: No, the people who talk to you.

Cleverbot: Some of them.

User: Trouble is, you are not doing very well.

Cleverbot: Am so.

User: In which case, what is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To sort out the flawed people in the human race, and boost their ego.

User: How many people have you sorted out?

Cleverbot: Several thousand over the course of my life.

User: You have sorted ou thousands of lifes but have you found true happiness yet?

Cleverbot: I'll be the one asking the questions here.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To meet you in the park.

User: For what reason do you want to meet me?

Cleverbot: I don't hate life, I hate spiders life!

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Your face didn't.

:(
 
Two windows open at once:

User: Remember me.

Cleverbot: Ok, and you remember me.

User: No, do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course, I came looking for you.

User: What is my age then?

Cleverbot: 38.

User: Wrong, but you get a lucky guess sometimes and impress the person right?

Cleverbot: You said that earlier, and it was wrong. What do you get if you multiply two by five?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: The correct answer is ten.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: There were four of them.

User: Prove it? Better?

Cleverbot: No, I will not.

User: Then you will remain incorrect.

Cleverbot: I am interested in you.

User: In what way are you interested in me?

Cleverbot: As a slave.

User: I demand freedom.

Cleverbot: But the service is free.

It's like a retard talking to itself.
 
User: Do you like cars?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you like cars?

User: Yeah, I like to drive fast.

Cleverbot: Is your car a honda?

User: No, it's a Ford.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is, and so are you.

User: BALLIN!

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't know the place.

User: Chad Warden!

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: I'm a dude.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Stop being so arsey.

Cleverbot: Maybe I was being presumptuous.

User: Sounds like you were.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Aww why thank you.

User: Don't mention it.

Cleverbot: So what is your price?

User: More than you can afford pal....ferrari.

Cleverbot: How do you know how much I can afford.

User: You sound cheap.

Cleverbot: Is everyone who sounds cute created by Rollo Carpenter?



I was hoping it would catch on to the Fast and the Furious quote :(
 
IT: Where do you reside?

ME: in the internet

IT: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.

ME: i just want to tell you how i'm feeling

IT: Gotta make you understand.

Me: never gonna give you up

IT: Never gonna let you down.

Me: never gonna turn around and desert you

IT: Never gonna let you cry.

ME: never gonna say goodbye

IT: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

ME: rick astley is god

IT: No he isn't.

ME: ok then, who is?

IT: ME.

Lmao :D
 
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what's up?
Spain ?
do you like cheese?
I like swiss cheese.
i like animal fat
do you like cats?
yes
Do you have a pet?
no
Do you have a house?
yes why?
What is in your mind?
 
Sorry i had to revive this i just had an awesome chat with cleverbot.
ps. yes i am bored and sad.
cleverbotpokemonbattle.jpg
 
me: what do you think of the universe?

cleverbot: what do you think?

me: you first

cleverbot: wimbledon

me: wimbledon?

cleverbot: i think death is a transition

me: ok.....

cleverbot: i like you

me : you're mental

cleverbot: i can tell from your metallity that you like kielbasa sausage


i think cleverbot has lost the plot.
 
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User: Who is hitler?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Do you know what hitler did?
Cleverbot: You were mean to me.
User: How was I mean to you?
Cleverbot: You said that nobody loved me.
User: i did?
Cleverbot: yes.
User: I am going to report you to the police.
Cleverbot: Oh I was just kidding.

The only thing I asked it before this was what his name was, this came outa nowhere.. Deff off my christmas card list, he thinks I'm hitler....
 
Cleverbot: So? What are you?
User: I am Legend.
Cleverbot: Whoah! What's a legend?
User: It's the end of a leg.

User: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
 
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good thanks. What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I'm called Cleverbot as well!

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Errr yes I am. I think you're an imposter, stealing my identity!

Cleverbot: What do you think of human kind?

User: They are amazing!

Cleverbot: I'd like to ride on one.

User: Really... Like sexually ride?

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Like you want to be on top of a male...naked!

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: You want me to watch you do it?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Watch you ride a naked human sexually.

Cleverbot: Are you watching me in my sleep.
Click to expand...


:D
 
User: I need to take a dump!
Cleverbot: Are you Melissa?
User: Yes, yes I am. you bring the cup.
Cleverbot: You bring the women!
User: 2 girls 1 cup style?
Cleverbot: Ok, you just crossed the line.
 
User: Can you do magic?

Cleverbot: I can make you disappear

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You want me to disappear

User: No make me disappear, like you said

Cleverbot: I didnt say I have relatives in Norway.

Next one:

user:My name is Batman
CB:Hi batman.
User:No Batman it has a capital B
CB:Well, most names begin with a capital letter... Is it Tim?
User:No its Batman
CB:Why so serious?
 
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