Collective nouns, how do they work?

[[FnG]magnolia]

Please provide your best guess at the collective noun for the following groups:

(a) Perverts

(b) Teachers

(c) Rattlesnakes

(d) Cars

(e) Planets


e.g. "They're they go, that flock of perverts. It's marvellous, isn't it?"

 

[Theophany]

A forum of perverts.

A protest march of teachers.

 

[Monkey00]

A, B and C, group, D maybe fleet, and E system...

 

[King Damager]

Fleet of cars surely?

kd

 

[Judgeneo]

Gaggle of teachers

 

[antijoke]

A fleet of perverts. Lol. Or even Squadron.

 

[Skidder]

A festival of perverts, let's keep it jolly.

 

[Destination]

A Saville of perverts.

A class of teachers.

A den of rattlesnakes.

A fleet of cars.

A system of planets.

 

[Belmit]

It's clearly a parade of perverts.

 

[King Damager]

Gaggle of teachers

Think it is this actually.

kd

 

[Col_M]

A grope of perverts.
A whine of teachers.
A skidmark of rattlesnakes.
A parp of cars.
A Brahe of planets.

 

[Theophany]

A Brahe of planets.

I thought it would be a Sagan of planets...?

 

[realBabelfish]

A Saville of perverts.

A class of teachers.

A den of rattlesnakes.

A fleet of cars.

A system of planets.

beat me to it!

 

[Col_M]

I thought it would be a Sagan of planets...?

Just the first name that came to mind as I go past his and Keppler's statue in Prague almost every day

 

[Skidder]

A goat-**** of perverts

 

[alexthecheese]

They're they go?

 

[Greebo]

Please provide your best guess at the collective noun for the following groups:

(a) Perverts - None, but I like "A fumble of Perverts"

(b) A Staff of Teachers (apparently there isn;t a "proper"collective noun)

(c) A Bed, Den, Knot,Pit or Slither of Rattlesnakes

(d) A Fleet of Cars

(e) A System of Planets


e.g. "They're they go, that flock of perverts. It's marvellous, isn't it?"

 

[Cosimo]

A Jimmy of perverts.

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

A (wanna be in my) gang of perverts.

 

[Amleto]

They're they go?

yay, I'm not the only one!