Comedy spam!

[Belmit]

I don't get a lot of spam but when I do it's often lacklustre and uses the same old tired techniques. Once in a while though, something comes through that makes me laugh out loud and this has to be the best one yet.

Hi
Buy viagra or die!
Have a nice day.

Genius. I think it's the combination of a chilling threat, the sudden change of attitude and finally there being no link to any kind of product that makes it so brilliant. Thankyou <$SENDER_NAME@$_MY_DOMAIN> for brightening up my morning.

Wait, you haven't taken up spamming have you Sic? Bears all your hallmarks.

 

[Sic]

haha! <$SENDER_NAME@$_MY_DOMAIN> is my professional name...it's how i'm known in the world of penile dysfunction

 

[PardonTheWait]

haha! <$SENDER_NAME@$_MY_DOMAIN> is my professional name...it's how i'm known in the world of penile dysfunction

I thought you were known as Mr Floppy in the world of penile dysfuction.

 

[Sone]

first time i saw a "just do her" spam it made me laugh, shame i get about 100 a day now

 

[Sic]

I thought you were known as Mr Floppy in the world of penile dysfuction.

that's what i'm known as in the real world. in PD (as we call it in the industry) i am the bringer of hope

 

[Otacon]

Succinct spam, it's the way forward. Try it yourself

Lo thar,
Last longer or she'll **** you off.
Love and hugs.

 

[PardonTheWait]

that's what i'm known as in the real world. in PD (as we call it in the industry) i am the bringer of hope

Is that because once you leave the room, the people in it rediscover the ability to become erect again?

 

[Sic]

Is that because once you leave the room, the people in it rediscover the ability to become erect again?

yes...because i leave laminated photos of myself

 

[PardonTheWait]

yes...because i leave laminated photos of myself

Damnit.

You win this round.

 

[Sic]

Damnit.

You win this round.

 

[iCraig]

Hello sir of me,

My name is Peter Oblong, wh yare you not thinking to buy online pharmacuticals, they are chep and safe todays age yes. Goto our site for more information and buying cart of what we have (www.*******.eu.com)

We looking forward to hearing from your response to.

Yours fondly,

Dr Jane Mulch

I love them..

 

[Tru]

Sometimes my spam talks to me:

GIVE HER THE MOST POWERFUL ORGASM OF HER LIFE
Injury Compensation Claim? Check here!

 

[Sic]

Sometimes my spam talks to me:

get out.

 

[Bri]

I feel happy at my spam today

hi gorgeous you are the hottest guy i have seenon linehook upwith me onmsn,messenger my is....

Aww shucks

 

[Spunj99]

I feel happy at my spam today



Aww shucks

*still waiting on MSN*

 

[Bri]

*still waiting on MSN*

OMG, HI2U