As i said, took me 45 minutes to read that joke. A part of me even wants to read it again haha.
It's really good as a short story isn't it

Tbh the ending annoyed me as i wanted the story to go on longer

As i said, took me 45 minutes to read that joke. A part of me even wants to read it again haha.
Q: Who famously said "Defeat is acceptable."?
A: Nelson Mandela's chiropodist.
Also, I did used to have HL2 until I lost the disc during a house move - I therefore already have the box and the manual, all I need is the disc.
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An old lady is at the doctor's, complaining about excessive wind. "Doctor" she says, "I have to break wind every few seconds. You can't tell because they're silent and they don't smell, but it's terribly disturbing."
The doctor prescribes some tablets and tells her to come back in a few days time.
So next time she complains: "Doctor, I don't know what you've done, but it hasn't gotten any better, and now it smells terribly. What was in those pills?"
The doctor says: "OK, now we've cleared up your sense of smell, let's see if we can do something about your hearing."
But the winner this evening is...
NPJNPJ!
With his 2nd joke
An old lady is at the doctor's, complaining about excessive wind. "Doctor" she says, "I have to break wind every few seconds. You can't tell because they're silent and they don't smell, but it's terribly disturbing."
The doctor prescribes some tablets and tells her to come back in a few days time.
So next time she complains: "Doctor, I don't know what you've done, but it hasn't gotten any better, and now it smells terribly. What was in those pills?"
The doctor says: "OK, now we've cleared up your sense of smell, let's see if we can do something about your hearing."
Like i said, there were better jokes, but out of the list, this one did tickle me.
Keep an eye out in a couple of weeks for possibly a crappy blu ray give away!!
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.....
if you've got the manual you can just register the key with steam an download the game exactly like you would with this comp.
I saw your post, you just gave the best joke from someone who didn't have HL2!