Computer tricks to play on people?

Azagoth said:
C:> shutdown -t 60 -c "You have been found to have porn on this computer, all your files will be deleted in 1 minute"

Alter the timing and comment to your preferences.
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Do "shutdown /i" this brings on the Shutdown GUI. Enter the name of their PC (assuming they are on the network) and shut down their PC remotely. Generally do it just as they finish that important spreadsheet.

Depending on how foolish your network people are this may require admin rights.
 
I don't know the command, but change the file paths of all of their icons to make the computer shut down when you click them.
 
RDM said:
Do "shutdown /i" this brings on the Shutdown GUI. Enter the name of their PC (assuming they are on the network) and shut down their PC remotely. Generally do it just as they finish that important spreadsheet.

Depending on how foolish your network people are this may require admin rights.
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Access Denied :\
 
A quite easy and good one is to add a stored address for one of their favourite website such as facebook. You store the address of a gay porn site or something similar instead of the true address so every time they type in the url it goes to the gay porn site. :)
 
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pitchfork said:
Go on salsasnack, 2g1c, gotse or similar.
Leave it minimised at the bottom of their pc, wait for them to drag it up.

What I used to do at work.
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You can get people fired for that sort of stuff. Mind you, one of my teachers left the room with his pc unlocked and the projector on....que me run over get some gay porn up on Google then minimize it....the class was in hysterics when he un-minimized it. Luckily he saw the funny side of it :p
 
malc30 said:
Screenshot his desktop & replace his desktop with the screenshot, Hours of fun watching him click the icons :D
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Best way to do this is screenshot the desktop, set it as the background, then kill off the explorer process which in turn will remove the real taskbar, start menu etc so nothing will work :)
 
bibalasvegas said:
A quite easy and good one is to add a stored address for one of their favourite website such as facebook. You store the address of a gay porn site or something similar instead of the true address so every time they type in the url it goes to the gay porn site. :)
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Or, just go into their bookmarks folders and change the links. That way, they still think they're clicking on the correct site yet it takes them to the new link you've entered.
 
i suggest you install tight vnc on his and your computer get the ip address leave it on and have some fun
 
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