Condoms are now security boxed

dave1983 · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:43

So there i was in tesco, planning special operation to get condoms, scan them through the self service and get out of here, so i look around the health isle making sure no-one else was around to find that condoms are now boxed "security tagg" :eek:

. Wat is tiss you don't see them security boxing tampons or towels, so that everyone know's that she's on her period, so why is it any different part from the fact i might be getting lucky.

Theophany · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:46

Why are you embarrassed about getting laid?

eatcustard · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:46

Why do a special operation
When I used them years ago, I made sure everyone knew I was getting it.

I guess they must get stolen a lot so they tag them.

SkeeterUK · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:46

Its so the checkout ppl can say "get in there son"

d_brennen · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:46

Man up?

Edit: Worst "I'm getting some action" thread ever!

Edit 2:

dave1983 said:
...condoms are now boxed "security tagg"

When was the last time you had some action?!

robj20 · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:47

Cheaper in bulk off the net anyway.

Smit · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:47

Don't see the issue here, I highly doubt anyone cares what someone buys from Tesco

Firestar_3x · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:47

Perhaps he was buying some super sensitive extra small ones

discobiscuits · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:48

Firestar_3x said:
Perhaps he was buying some super sensitive extra small ones

Or the black extra thick ones

lookitsjonno · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:49

robj20 said:
Cheaper in bulk off the net anyway.

robgmun · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:49

just go to Boots, they have better deals anyway

B@Th*nG · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:49

its when you go to the till with flowers, wine, pizza and condoms you know you're the man :cool:

B@

Hastarius · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:50

Theophany said:
Why are you embarrassed about getting laid?

Probably shopping with his overly camp lover? Like Louie Spence I reckon

Weebull · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:51

They've been like that for years haven't they?

RabbiJacob · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:52

B@Th*nG said:
its when you go to the till with flowers, wine, pizza and condoms you know you're the man

B@

dave1983 · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:54

Bifröst said:
Probably shopping with his overly camp lover? Like Louie Spence I reckon

overly camp lover, wheres the KY jelly.

lookitsjonno · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:55

i do think it's a bad idea, if the chavs can't get free (stolen) condoms then they will do it without and land us with the burden :mad:

The IPB · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:56

EBay you can get 100 for £10 I think last time I bought some, you're a fool spending £6 on 10 or whatever they cost.

dave1983 · 29 Mar 2011 at 12:57

jonno.co.uk said:
i do think it's a bad idea, if the chavs can't get free (stolen) condoms then they will do it without and land us with the burden

Yeah they cant make water bombs or put it over their head