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What, that you hoist your own yardarm too much, these days?
And by that, I do mean playing with your jackstaff... You probably enjoy having a charge fly from your foremasthead, don't you!!
Aaaaaaaand remarks like that aren't doing your reputation any favours... !!
In for a penny in for a pound. This conversation has got a bit nautical. Tell me, did you used to be an ensign?