Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend Version 7.0 to Wife Version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife V1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night V 10.3, Football V 5.0, Hunting and Fishing V 7.5, and Racing V 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife V1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend V 7.0, but the uninstall option doesn't work on Wife V 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend V 7.0 to Wife V 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife V 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife V 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend V 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend V 7.0 because Wife V 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife V 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife V 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife V 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife V 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep V 3.0, Cook It V 1.5! And Do Bills V 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag V 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife V 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers V 2.1 and Diamonds V 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt V 3.3. This application is not compatible with Wife V 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend Version 7.0 to Wife Version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife V1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night V 10.3, Football V 5.0, Hunting and Fishing V 7.5, and Racing V 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife V1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend V 7.0, but the uninstall option doesn't work on Wife V 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend V 7.0 to Wife V 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife V 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife V 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend V 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend V 7.0 because Wife V 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife V 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife V 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife V 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife V 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep V 3.0, Cook It V 1.5! And Do Bills V 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag V 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife V 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers V 2.1 and Diamonds V 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt V 3.3. This application is not compatible with Wife V 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
