Cooking a fryup with yours truly

[peterattheboro]

Felt a bit peckish around dinner time and it just so happened that we had food in the house. How convenient that we had the main ingredients of a fryup.

So let's get started!

Ingredients:

2x Rashes of bacon
2x Cumberland sausages
2x Eggs
4x Slices of bread
Flora sunflower oil
Red/Brown ketchup

Steps:

• Pour loads of flora sunflower oil into a frying pan and turn on the gas.
• When the oil is really runny, drop the sausages into the pan. The pan must be hot to get that satisfying sizzle when the meat touches the metal
• Let them cook for a few minutes and then throw on the bacon.
• When it looks like it's nearly done, crack open the eggs and put your bread in the toaster. (Timing this right so it's all ready at the same time requires a pure perfectionist, something which I achieved today )
• Cook the eggs to how you like them. I've flipped mine but took them out of the pan before the yolk went hard.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• When the toast pops up, slap on loads of butter/margarine of your choice.
• Presentation is key. Place all the items on a plate so that it looks as though it's fit for the queen.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Finish off with red or brown sauce, or both if you're weird.
  

I realise that this is not the most healthy way to cook bacon and eggs. I do prefer to cook this way due to the amount of flavour your get from the meat which blows your socks off!

It is also recommended to serve with a cup of tea. Personally I favour the milk, 2 sugars method

Thanks for reading and enjoy!

 

[peterattheboro]

Not keen on those sausages bit undercooked... then butterflied and charcoaled on the inside and your toast looks like it's merely been warmed up and buttered!

In truth, I was gonna do a bacon sarnie but thought i'd throw the sausages on afterwards. That's why I cut them open to cook them faster

And my toast is awesome!

 

[peterattheboro]

**** me, If you don't know how to do a fry up then you shouldn't even be allowed to turn the gas on.

Butterflied sausages? WTF

Fit for a queen is right, a big gay mincing queen.

The best way to cook sausages is on the lowest heat for half hour turning every 5 minutes or so.

Read my second post

And I didn't have tomatoes, plus they are horrid

 

[peterattheboro]

Mr Lin sir you cheat. THAT is in a cafe!

At least knock your own up and show pictures of that!