Cooking with me227/Will I die?

me227 · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:00

Tonight for a snack i'm going to be cooking a lovely bacon sandwich. I don't have any food left in the house and I need to go buy some.

Although this bacon went out of date September 2008 and I found it at the back of the freezer i'm going to prove that it'll be fine by experimenting on myself and hopefully it'll eliminate all those threads about people asking if something that is one day out of date will be safe to eat.

Wish me luck!

ash_scotland88 · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:01

What the eff is the middle picture?

Some dog's turd in the street?

jellybeard999 · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:01

It's been frozen, so of course it'll be fine

Glaucus · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:03

you don't need luck, it's been frozen.

gillywibble · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:03

Your photography = fail.

JBuk · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:03

jellybeard999 said:
It's been frozen, so of course it'll be fine

Not quite as it needs to be below a certain temperature for long term freezing, -18c (0 f) or less iirc, but it probably is ok

dangerstat · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:04

Jeez at least offer us your rig before you die!

Kaladan · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:17

That bacon looks rather terrible.

Not even brown sauce can save that mess!

Wizzfizz · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:18

hmmm, just the way I like my bacon, nice and crispy!

Voltar · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:21

I'd not eat it.

It's Danish. Danish Bacon = fail.

Buy British Bacon. It tastes better.

Marine Iguana · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:21

*Awaits unsavoury death*

NeoReloaded · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:21

Just because it's frozen doesn't mean it will still be safe to eat! Freezing food only radically slows down the deterioration of it!

Glaucus · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:24

NeoReloaded said:
Just because it's frozen doesn't mean it will still be safe to eat! Freezing food only radically slows down the deterioration of it!

unless it's -18

But it will be fine. frozen for a year.

Chimerical · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:29

gillywibble said:
Your photography = fail.

This tbh. Death is too good for you.

Cybermyk · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:21

As it has been frozen and suitably cremated it should be OK

If not I claim dibs on his porn collection.

me227 · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:34

I'm still alive everyone!

Shows over.

Marine Iguana · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:38

me227 said:
I'm still alive everyone!

Shows over.

Spoil sport could have a least died

Voltar · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:40

me227 said:
I'm still alive everyone!

Shows over.

Wait a few more hours.

Just remember no medical threads: see a Doctor

Burnsy2023 · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:41

AcidHell2 said:
unless it's -18

But it will be fine. frozen for a year.

Indeed. Nothing to see here.

eXor · 19 Jul 2009 at 21:44

Bacon from 2008?

Get a job, hippie.