No really, I think this qualifies as a cool story so hold your bros and your jesus.jpg
My hairdresser was telling me a story whilst cutting my hair about one of his good friends. Said friend was engaged and the happy couple had their wedding date and venue set.... for Alton Towers!
They receive a phone call from Alton Towers asking them if they would kindly consider changing the date. With arrangements already in place and invites etc sent, this obviously seemed a bad idea so they declined. The next day they receive another phone call, this time being informed that a 'private client' wished to book the venue and was willing to pay for the wedding reception if they changed the date. After some consideration, the couple declined... it wasn't worth the hassle.
Another call! This time Alton Towers informs them that the client will, if they agree to change the wedding date, pay for the reception, all accommodation for the guests and pay for their honeymoon! After an agonising deliberation, they finally decide on no. They sent their thanks to the client for such a generous offer but insisted they would not change the date.
The phone goes off again. They can't believe their ears, but they are being offered:
- the wedding reception
- all accomodation and transport
- the honeymoon
- payment for the entire cost for their future first home, upfront
This of course was an offer too good to refuse and they willingly changed the date. You may be wondering who the mysterious private client was. It turns out it was... the Beckhams! Yep, it turns out that David and Victoria wanted the entire theme park to themselves for Romeos birthday... oh how the other half live
That's your lot, bros.
My hairdresser was telling me a story whilst cutting my hair about one of his good friends. Said friend was engaged and the happy couple had their wedding date and venue set.... for Alton Towers!
They receive a phone call from Alton Towers asking them if they would kindly consider changing the date. With arrangements already in place and invites etc sent, this obviously seemed a bad idea so they declined. The next day they receive another phone call, this time being informed that a 'private client' wished to book the venue and was willing to pay for the wedding reception if they changed the date. After some consideration, the couple declined... it wasn't worth the hassle.
Another call! This time Alton Towers informs them that the client will, if they agree to change the wedding date, pay for the reception, all accommodation for the guests and pay for their honeymoon! After an agonising deliberation, they finally decide on no. They sent their thanks to the client for such a generous offer but insisted they would not change the date.
The phone goes off again. They can't believe their ears, but they are being offered:
- the wedding reception
- all accomodation and transport
- the honeymoon
- payment for the entire cost for their future first home, upfront
This of course was an offer too good to refuse and they willingly changed the date. You may be wondering who the mysterious private client was. It turns out it was... the Beckhams! Yep, it turns out that David and Victoria wanted the entire theme park to themselves for Romeos birthday... oh how the other half live
That's your lot, bros.
