Corrupt a wish

[cuppy tea]

You are, but so is everyone else.

I wish I was a Poker World Champion

Granted, but you are a black Poker World Champion. You are also homosexual.

I wish I had a million pounds.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Granted you now have bruises all over your body!

I wish I had a cup of tea

 

[ots3go]

Granted, overnight you're suddenly on the books as a poker champion, even though you've won no money and no one has ever heard of you. Casino's get suspicious and you are banned from everywhere. You are hunted down and forced to live in a squaller eating your own feces. You end up being so depressed you kill yourself.

I wish all LED's were shiny and blue.

(Way too slow typing this one)

 

[cuppy tea]

Granted you now have bruises all over your body!

I wish I had a cup of tea

Granted, but it is a bad cup of tea, has not been brewed the appropriate amount of minutes, and has not been made with yorkshire gold teabags.

I wish I had spiderman powers

 

[ots3go]

Granted Squiff, but there's no cup and it's scolding your lap.

I still wish Gilly would ban Squiff.

(Right, I give up, too slow today...)

 

[mattyfez]

you get a million pounds (lb's) of cow dung. a-hole

I wish I could buy an nvidia 9xxx

 

[ots3go]

Granted, you get the 9200LE model.

I wish I could post faster...

 

[mattyfez]

Granted, but you have a router issue, so it makes no difference,

I wish I could afford to re-map my car to fix its fuelling issues

 

[ots3go]

Granted, but you discover much more serious issues leading the car to break down. Permanently.

I wish it was home time.

 

[cuppy tea]

Granted, but you discover much more serious issues leading the car to break down. Permanently.

I wish it was home time.

Granted, but due to getting home early, you find your dad doing his routine cheating on mum. Mum kills self, and whole family is ruined, etc. You all kill self.

I wish I had a FeRrarI

 

[mattyfez]

You get a ferrari, but its an official R/C 1/10th scale model..

I wish british gas would bork my account and give me £1000 credit

 

[ots3go]

Granted, you now own a FeRararI... whatever that is :s.

I wish I had a Ferrari

 

[cuppy tea]

You get a ferrari, but its an official R/C 1/10th scale model..

I wish british gas would bork my account and give me £1000 credit

You get your account borked, and get £1000 credit, but you die.

I wish mattyfez would tell us all more about his financial situation

 

[mattyfez]

I cant afford to pay my gas bill although I only owe them about £70, they will have to wait till january. some gratis credit woud be nice.
granted*

I wish someone would replace compter mice with some kind of nerve implant for max fraggage

 

[MrSix]

I wish someone would replace compter mice with some kind of nerve implant for max fraggage

You get your nerve implant but it leaves you tapping away like a crack addict in rehab, You fail your driving theory test because you click too many times.

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair.

 

[BoB3rt]

Granted but seeing as smeg is a made up word you no longer exist.

I wish I was Arnold Rimmer

Smeg is not made up ... shows how much u know about the old Dwarf Possie.

also its short for Smegma - the cheesey stuff found round ya wee wee wen u dont get a wash. lol

 

[BoB3rt]

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair.

U r my Beautiful...but i rape you.

i wish i could cut my hair

 

[mattyfez]

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair.

granted, Hippies and punk dont mix, a die-hard sex pistol fan punches you in the neck and confines you to a wheel chair.

I wish I was a sk8r boi

 

[neil3k]

granted but avril lavigne rapes you.







with a tree branch

 

[mattyfez]

granted but avril lavigne rapes you.

I wish