Corsa VXR *facepalm*

The Corsa is built as a cheap motoring tool, you can add whatever bits you want to it but unless you replace all the trim, a lot of the suspension geometry and so on you are not going to get away from the compromises that had to be made to the setup in order to make it an effective and cheap car.
VXR can add more power, a diff if it has one, and upgrade suspension setup ... but it's not going to take away any of the compromises and cheap parts.

Something like the Astra is a larger car, so has to have fewer setup compromises anyway.

As I said, I don't mind the Astra VXR, but the only hot hatches I like are the more crazy things.
(To be fair, I'd prefer if it was crazy stuff like the current STI, the old group B stuff, the Celica [still a hatch] and so on)

Buying a Corsa for 14k is like buying a Mugen Civic for 45k, there are MUCH better cars you can get for that money



You know what would make the Corsa VXR cool though?
Make it AWD/RWD, full double wishbones at both ends, lower seating position, lose the back seats

Oh wait, it's not a proper sports car, my bad.

You're kind of contradicting yourself there. Its a 'cheap' compromise but at an overpriced 14K? Also do your research - the whole set up was designed in a wind tunnel (make of that what you will) and has been uprated...we're not just talking bodykits and suspension.
 
wow a "wind tunnel designed setup" ...

Great comeback :D

:rolleyes:

Does this

rypt said:
is built as a cheap motoring tool, you can add whatever bits you want to it but unless you replace all the trim, a lot of the suspension geometry and so on you are not going to get away from the compromises that had to be made to the setup in order to make it an effective and cheap car.


Also apply to the Clio in your opinion?
 
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[TW]Fox;16238065 said:
This thread is so ridiculous it has even got me on the Corsa side of the fence. Thats when you know how daft the thread is.

Genuine lol here.

Don't worry, it'll soon just be a bad memory :p
 
[TW]Fox;16238065 said:
This thread is so ridiculous it has even got me on the Corsa side of the fence. Thats when you know how daft the thread is.

It's daft because I'm saying the Corsa is a crap car and that for 14k you can get some decent metal?
 
It's daft because I'm saying the Corsa is a crap car and that for 14k you can get some decent metal?

New? With comparative running costs?

I mean I could have bought a Porsche with the £900 I spent on my Fiesta, AM I COMPLETELY BONKERS OR WHAT LOL?
 
there's nothing bad to say about the corsa vxr tbh. Apart from the fact it's an expensive corsa of course, which is a problem for some people and not for others.

the problem ive got with it, is that it's neither a nice expansive place to be when you're doing a leisurely A-B and its not an absolute track weapon either. for the asking price, id probably go for something more performance focused if i wanted a performance car. £14k is Elise 111s money.
 
I don't think the kind of person who buys a new corsa vxr would buy something older and better, so any suggestions along those lines are pointless.
 
Feel I must comment on this thread lol.

I read forums all the time where someone starts a slanging session about the Corsa VXR and usually theres not many around to defend it...but this one is a little different which is good.

£14.5K for a Corsa VXR is actually a really good price if it was brand new.

You can only really slate a corsa VXR if you've driven one and if you've got balls enough to push it how its meant to be driven there really isn't much to be negative about. Its a great little hot hatch, I got 6.6 to 60 out of mine (completely standard) and dyno'd at 198bhp...now that is competition for the Renault lovers out there. Believe what you like but the handling is right up there too.

As for it being a Vauxhall...so what? I'd rather have a car that can **** all over a 30K Audi or BMW.

And the piston 4 issue?? If you do your research, although it has happened to a couple of standard cars where warrenty has covered it, most of them were actually re-mapped cars and if your gonna do that you can throw your warrenty out the window anyway.

Each to their own, but before slating it 'because its a Vauxhall' actually put your money where your mouth is and drive one!

Much love! :p

May have already been asked, but are you the chick who won the lottery and dreamed of owning a Corsa?

/crosses fingers it is.
 
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