Crazy Scarf Suggestion

PermaChanged · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:04

I'm going to a works do and the theme is crazy scarves, however I've got no idea as to what to wear as a crazy scarf, any suggestions appreciated as long as they don't involve constricted my throat

Cosimo · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:05

Get some thick rope and make a noose.

sbi5ar · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:06

simulatorman said:
Get some thick rope and make a noose.

+1

vicisthebest · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:14

loads and loads of neon straws, all stuck inside each other!

Deiwos · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:15

If I heard that was the 'theme' I'd have refused to go. What a terrible 'theme'.

Bennie-Mac · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:21

Dead baby + umbilical chord.

Thats just me though...

vicisthebest · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:22

Bennie-Mac said:
Dead baby + umbilical chord.

Thats just me though...

I just vommed in my mouth :eek:

doofer · 14 Jan 2011 at 17:24

Go to your local Butchers and get a Bull's Penis, wrap that around your neck and go smug in the knowledge that such a ridiculous 'Theme' will never, ever be tried again.

PermaChanged · 14 Jan 2011 at 18:38

I think I might just skip the scarf part and par-take in the free bar. It's such a stupid theme, last year was crazy glasses and year before was crazy hats.

Xandos · 14 Jan 2011 at 18:39

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18228812&highlight=ridiculous

The Halk · 14 Jan 2011 at 18:41

Deiwos said:
If I heard that was the 'theme' I'd have refused to go. What a terrible 'theme'.

Indeed. Sounds pretty poor to me too.

Cosimo · 14 Jan 2011 at 18:50

Bennie-Mac said:
Dead baby + umbilical chord.

Thats just me though...

My supper just moved.

Mr-White · 14 Jan 2011 at 18:52

sex doll and wrap the legs round your head

MW

Shayper · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:03

Make it out of lots of watches... that would be crazy

Shayper · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:04

Or +1 to MW's idea

Bennie-Mac · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:08

vicisthebest said:
I just vommed in my mouth

simulatorman said:
My supper just moved.

Geez guys it doesnt HAVE to be a real baby!

Pho · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:10

If you don't do this you're missing out

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sigma · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:17

Shape loads of scarves to look like a front bum around your neck and head then shave your head, cover it in fake blood and put a dummy in your mouth.

Raikiri · 14 Jan 2011 at 19:58

Giant fake wang coming out of your crotch then wrapped round like a scarf.

firestrike · 14 Jan 2011 at 20:11

how about just getting a normal scalf and stiffening it some how to make it look like your in a strong wind. After the few obligitory look at me im in a strong wind photos you can take it off and enjoy the rest of the party