CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : CERA HARDER

Begbie · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:08

DISCOVER THE ORANGE FLAVOURED PICKLE

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:17

MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED THE ORANGE FLAVOURED PICKLE!

HIS MOOD HAS IMPROVED AND HIS FEDORA IS NOW PERCHED PROUDLY ATOP HIS HEAD.

MICHAEL HAS GAINED 3 XP AND +1 INT (MLP BONUS) FOR HIS FEDORA. ESCAPING A SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM SHOULD PROVE NO HURDLE FOR HIM NOW!

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Azza · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:21

RUN NORTH

Begbie · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:22

> GO NORTH

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:28

MICHAEL DECIDES - CORRECTLY - TO GO NORTH. HE RUNS.

A DOOR APPEARS. WHY IS THE PICKLE STILL THE SAME SIZE, HE WONDERS? THE LIGHT FITTING ALSO LOOKS UNCHANGED.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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86JR · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:32

SHOULD I SMILE INTO THE MANCHILD?

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:37

MICHAEL LOOKS AT THE DOOR.

THERE IS NO MANCHILD TO SMILE AT RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Saundie · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:40

PLACE THE MICHAEL AUSTIN CERA BESIDE THE DOOR

86JR · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:41

GO INTO REDDIT AND ASK HELP.

Tom0 · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:41

PLACE ORANGE PICKLE IN MOUTH

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:51

MICHAEL PUTS THE ORANGE PICKLE IN HIS MOUTH.

THIS DOESN'T GO AS WELL AS EXPECTED.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Jokester · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:59

Edrof said:
This is amazing.

Destination · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:08

Discover door
Go into the north

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:24

"IF ONLY I'D DONE THIS SOONER,' THINKS MICHAEL AS HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WOULD, JESUS CHRIST.

MICHAEL'S MOOD HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY BUT CAN HE STILL SAVE CHRISTMAS?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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robgmun · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:25

Whats the matter Mags? Your wife not keeping you happy? Why don't you fess up to her to get her out of your misery?

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:29

MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Saundie · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:30

If his mood has improved slightly, why has his mood status gone from a beaming smile to a smug grin? Will this bug be fixed in the next patch?

bsoltan · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:30

LOOK NORTH

Derek W · 25 Dec 2013 at 10:31

[FnG]magnolia;25543350 said:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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NO <ENTER>