Creepy Christmas Grotto

[Mr Badger]

You might have thought that with a raging pandemic, social distancing and varying degrees of lockdown we would have been spared the annual report of yet another hideous festive rip off experience, designed to fleece families and emotionally scar children.

But no.

'Creepy' drive-through grotto 'an absolute fiasco'

Does anyone ever actually enjoy these things?

 

[Mr Badger]

Here's a thought. Why not entertain your kids yourself and buy presents for your kids yourself rather than sub-contracting to some events organiser, in the full knowledge that it's always going to be ****, because you paid the princely sum of about £60. What do you expect for that?

Especially when it comes to some stupid **** made up crap like Santa. Ho ho ho, kids, some fat bloke breaks into your house via your chimney (which modern houses don't even have) in the middle of the night whilst you're asleep. He nicks your food and leaves you presents. But instead of being arrested for being a creepy fat white white guy with a fetish for young kids, it's totally OK because he lives with some magic reindeer at the north pole.

**** garbage, all of it.

Show us on the doll where Santa touched you...

 

[Mr Badger]

a 1000 replies? wow. WIll take some reading, thanks

Have you seriously never come across it before? I recall some solid chortling verging on side splitting at some of the messages, so definitely worth a read.