Crumpets - What's your topping?

refuzion · 29 May 2008 at 12:00

Baked Beans.

Mat · 29 May 2008 at 12:09

refuzion said:
Baked Beans.

GTFO

Andelusion · 29 May 2008 at 12:35

I love a nice bit of crumpet.

Absolute favourite topping is marmite (mixed with butter) so it has a runny consistency, it runs through the crumpets so you can mop it up with them once you've bit some of the harder 'crust' off.

Nom

Clark Nova · 29 May 2008 at 12:36

My wife always insists on having some butter on them and then dipping them into HP brown sauce.

Mat · 29 May 2008 at 12:42

/TROLL!!!

Muahaha!!!!

Skidder · 29 May 2008 at 13:29

just butter, you topping overload people shame britain and our austere bread products

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 13:54

Well It depends on the crumpet your on about

But for the toasted kind Lots of butter Sprinkle on some grated cheese preferably wenslydale or mozzarella + Meets =

Capn' $qu!ff

Wiggins · 29 May 2008 at 13:55

Has anyone been out and bought some today then?

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 13:56

Erm... No... Of course not

*Finishes mouthful of toasted crumpet(not Crumpet crumpet)*

Maccy · 29 May 2008 at 13:58

Just butter, sometimes a bit of jam for good measure

Wiggins · 29 May 2008 at 14:06

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Erm... No... Of course not

*Finishes mouthful of toasted crumpet(not Crumpet crumpet)*

Sacrilege

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 14:09

Wiggins said:
Sacrilege

I feel ashamed however satisfied at the same time

Voltar · 29 May 2008 at 14:12

Freefaller said:
butter and lots of honey.

This is the only way.

Cheese and peppers?

Wiggins · 29 May 2008 at 14:15

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I feel ashamed however satisfied at the same time

That's how I felt after tucking into my 8th Crumpet earlier on.

I am now going to die of Crumpetitis.

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 14:17

Wiggins said:
I am now going to die of Crumpetitis.

Now that Sounds like a very bad STD :eek:

Majago · 29 May 2008 at 14:18

Fireskull said:
Just Butter, mmmm lots of it.

The best way.

Sometimes add a slice of cheese.

Wiggins · 29 May 2008 at 14:19

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Now that Sounds like a very bad STD

The image of having sex with a Crumpet is something I will endeavour not to share with myself.

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 14:20

Wiggins said:
The image of having sex with a Crumpet is something I will endeavour not to share with myself.

You obviously don't understand the significance of the word Crumpet!

Wiggins · 29 May 2008 at 14:29

Capn' $qu!ff said:
You obviously don't understand the significance of the word Crumpet!

I was raised on a Farm.

The only crumpet I saw had 4 legs and **** on the floor.

And NO, I didn't take advantage of the poor lambs before you ask.

The Dread Pirate · 29 May 2008 at 14:32

Wiggins said:
I was raised on a Farm.

The only crumpet I saw had 4 legs and **** on the floor.

And NO, I didn't take advantage of the poor lambs before you ask.