Daily Confession Thread

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 12:27

I think it could be interesting to have a daily confession thread, where the first person to post in that 24hr period gets to invite others to confess to a subject matter of their choosing (preferably with some justification). We can then spend the day discussing the confessions offered (preferably with some judgemental critique).

It sounds crap, but I think it will be awesome.

I would like to suggest the first confession, and invite you to read the following question in your head, to the tune of "Dignity" by Deacon Blue.

Who here has scooped up a deposit from their dog's anus, placed it in a bag, and hung it on a tree?

TIA

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 12:54

Ayahuasca said:
I've done that but only on walks where I can loop back around and pick it up to bin it.

I think, just like your dog, we can let that one go.

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 12:56

labbby said:
i have hung it on a tree before but i didn't use a bag.

*Checks username*

It was your poo, admit it boy. Just admit it, you know you want to, you know you want to...

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 12:59

Martynt74 said:
If you search there was an Anonymous Confessions thread which Magnolia used to create, i think it started to dry up though in later creations.

I see this more of a mash up of that thread and the "things that irritate you" thread, although slightly better than the sum of them both.

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 13:22

Bouton Aide said:
These will just end up been stories. Nothing more than made up stuff.

This is an original format.

Any more accusations to the contrary and there's a good chance I'll lose my temper.

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 18:53

Bouton Aide said:
So you want only made up stories? Sure where can I send you one?

Post it in the box below this message.

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 19:39

Allnamestaken said:
Didnt we have an anonymous posting thing a while back?

This thread is about someone dictating a subject matter and Posters coming forward to confess that they do it and maybe a little background into why. Like the dog poo suggestion, and then a poster admitting he does it but only until he returns to collect it after the walk. Tomorrow it could be about, I don't know... Wee-ing in the shower?

This is not about making up stories like the thread where they were encouraged to send stories to Mags, because let's be honest nobody sent any stories to Mags. He was making them up himself. We all know they were as genuine as the stories in Reader's Wives. Except the stories that Diddums was sending him.

Maybe you're not really ready for this thread concept, but your kids are gonna love it.

Dirk Diggler · 26 Jul 2022 at 20:10

Uther said:
Ah Readers Wives, that's a blast from the past. I have a confession to make about that magazine and a teenage Uther but it's not really suitable for the forum...

As long as no animals were hurt then I think you could share.