Daily Mail Headline Generator

Xordium · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:09

IS JACQUI SMITH HAVING SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?

theboyrob · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:10

WILL GYPSIES GIVE YOU CANCER?

Ant84 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:10

IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH TURNING YOUR CHILDREN GAY?

Much better...

Spokwiththeears · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:11

ARE GYPSIES HAVING SEX WITH BRITISH JUSTICE?

who knows...?

Col_M · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:13

HAS THE INTERNET MOLESTED BRITAIN'S SWANS?

haha epic

Hamster · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:23

COULD GYPSIES HAVE SEX WITH ENGLAND?

Amnesia · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:25

WILL THE MMR JAB INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

ARE CHAVS INFECTING CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?

Jakstaar2007 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:26

IS THE MMR JAB GIVING THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

COULD THE GERMANS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

Why not?

Grandmaster Fap! · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:29

HAVE MUSLIMS BURGLED THE QUEEN?

Thats racist that is

IS JACQUI SMITH MOLESTING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

Thats common sense that is

sven256 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:31

Is this not old?

I could have swore I used something like this 6+ month ago.

Anyway

HAVE THE GERMANS STOLEN FROM YOUR PETS?

WILL GORDON BROWN HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

Deleted member 77746 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:31

COULD THE MMR JAB STEAL THE IDENTITY OF TAXPAYERS' MONEY?

iv-tecman · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:31

WILL THE EURO GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA SWINE FLU?

asim18 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:32

HAS TEENAGE SEX TURNED THE CHURCH GAY?

HAVE TEACHERS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?

lmao!

iv-tecman · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:33

No... Do ya think..

COULD ALISTAIR DARLING CHEAT YOU?

LMAO

Russinating · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:34

COULD THE GERMANS HURT COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
IS THE BBC INFECTING ENGLAND WITH AIDS?

Uriel · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:38

HAS RUSSELL BRAND RIPPED OFF CLIFF RICHARD?

I can't believe I didn't see it before!

Deep · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:38

COULD ASYLUM SEEKERS HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

NeoVo · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:39

ARE MUSLIMS TAXING YOUR PETS?

Grandmaster Fap! · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:41

ARE THE GERMANS MOLESTING CLIFF RICHARD?

If the daily mail says so, it must be so!

Uriel · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:41

How using Facebook could raise your risk of cancer

That's genuine: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html