Daily Mail Headline Generator

K1LLSW1TCH · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:45

I got:

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN MADE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES IMPOTENT?

And:

COULD PAEDOPHILES BURGLE YOUR HOUSE?

Mojo · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:48

COULD RIP-OFF BRITAIN INFECT YOUR PETS WITH AIDS?

I hope not...

pmbuzz · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:50

WILL THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH INFECT BRITAIN'S FARMERS WITH AIDS?

:/

meghatronic · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:51

"HAVE HOODIES HURT YOUR PETS?"

Souljacker · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:52

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN GIVEN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY DIABETES?
ARE IMMIGRANTS MAKING THE ROYAL FAMILY OBESE?
WILL CHANNEL 4 GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?
IS THE BBC TAXING CLIFF RICHARD?

Hours of fun!

Fiocca · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:54

COULD MUSLIMS RIP OFF YOUR PETS?

haha!

Shotgun_ned · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:56

HAS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILLED YOUR DAUGHTERS?

WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

Hm.

Pho · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:57

Even browsing the javascript source is funny, I can't link it as it has swearies in it though

.

new Noun("russell brand",3,1), // FIXME: Delete when latest moral panic is over

Billy1280 · 24 Nov 2009 at 23:58

WILL WORKING MOTHERS MOLEST PENSIONERS?

got a little chuckle from me but got bored after about 60 second

Uriel · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:04

I've just discovered a whole other barrel of fun:

Angst · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:04

ARE THE FRENCH MAKING THE MEMORY OF DIANA OBESE?

i believe they are

GreatAuk · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:27

COULD CHAVS DESTROY BRITAIN'S FARMERS? (meh)

HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE INFECTED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY WITH AIDS? (lol!)

HAS TEENAGE SEX DEFRAUDED THE MIDDLE CLASS? (meh)

COULD THE POLES HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S FARMERS? (lol!)

Skeeter · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:29

[Russell Howard]

DONT GO OUTSIDE! ITS FULL OF BLACKS, QUEERS AND CRIME! OH, IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!

[/Russell Howard]

el_dazza · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:31

IS CANCER GIVING YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?

:/

I suppose it'd be better than the Daily Express-o-matic, that'd just constantly contain the words "MADDIE LATEST SENSATION"

Lightnix · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:34

IS CHANNEL 4 IMPREGNATING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

hairydave · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:45

WILL THE MMR JAB HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

IS THE BBC IMPREGNATING YOUR CHILDREN?

ARE MUSLIMS STEALING THE IDENTITY OF CLIFF RICHARD?

Makunouchi · 25 Nov 2009 at 00:45

Best site ever, this is genius.

Fiocca · 25 Nov 2009 at 01:03

WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION MAKE YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT?

LoL!

Uriel · 29 Nov 2009 at 22:21

Generation of 'cycling iPod zombies' blamed for rise in deaths on the road

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...es-blamed-rise-deaths-road.html#ixzz0YI1De7mg

Genuine headline. That's not all the daily mail covers y'know...

rah^ · 29 Nov 2009 at 22:32

IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH HAVING SEX WITH THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

interesting...