Daily Mail Headline Generator

[Calabi]

HAS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL TAXED TAXPAYERS?

ARE SINGLE MOTHERS MOLESTING MIDDLE BRITAIN?

WILL SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS IMPOTENT?

 

[Vinnylupo]

WILL MUSLIMS HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS?

Er?

 

[Uriel]

HAS TEENAGE SEX MADE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?

Good question that!

 

[Majago]

HAS HEALTH & SAFETY GIVEN HOMEOWNERS CANCER?

WILL BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS GIVE CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?

Poor Cliff

 

[jp_bl_68]

ARE GAYS DEFRAUDING THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DEVALUE CLIFF RICHARD?

HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVEN THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?

IS THE MMR JAB MOLESTING YOUR HOUSE?

HAVE MUSLIMS GIVEN BRITAIN'S SWANS DIABETES?

COULD GAYS TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?

HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED HAD SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

 

[Uriel]

Well, yes actually.

Aww - didn't come up in my search.

Anyway - it's been updated for 2009

 

[TFleming]

HAVE GYPSIES DESTROYED BRITAIN'S SWANS?

HAS ALISTAIR DARLING IMPREGNATED YOUR HOUSE?

 

[rodo]

WILL RUSSELL BRAND MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

 

[Greenlizard0]

Er?

Too late for Diana's mother..

 

[Vinnylupo]

Too late for Diana's mother..

LOL!

 

[Kazz]

Brilliant

COULD THE INTERNET STEAL FROM DRIVERS?

WILL LESBIANS SCROUNGE OFF TAXPAYERS?

 

[setter]

HAVE IMMIGRANTS HAD SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?

 

[Uriel]

COULD RUSSELL BRAND TURN YOU GAY?

Hmmm

 

[Ziggy]

Too late for Diana's mother..

Stop having sex with the memory of Diana!

 

[Alex UK]

WILL CHAVS TURN TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?

WILL NEW LABOUR INFECT PENSIONERS WITH AIDS?

 

[Viper²]

IS THE INTERNET STEALING THE IDENTITY OF CLIFF RICHARD?

 

[jp_bl_68]

WILL NEW LABOUR INFECT PENSIONERS WITH AIDS?

Yes, yes they will.

 

[nade]

oh dear lord...

ARE CHAVS INFECTING YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

 

[Jongo]

IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY SWINE FLU?

ARE GAYS TURNING THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?

WILL HOODIES MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN?

lol!

 

[Ant84]

COULD RUSSELL BRAND STEAL FROM HOMEOWNERS?