Probably a poor effort but I'm not feeling that creative this morning.
Take a normal story from a source, and create the Daily Mail headline for it.
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/07/alec-baldwin-removed-plane-phone-game
Daily Mail version: 50 Knock: Alec Baldwin hates old women flight attendants
Take a normal story from a source, and create the Daily Mail headline for it.
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/dec/07/alec-baldwin-removed-plane-phone-game
Daily Mail version: 50 Knock: Alec Baldwin hates old women flight attendants