Damn Oxymorons!

[Admiral Huddy]

There was me thinking that an Oxymoron was a Stupid Cow with acne problems when i was asked to think of some examples.. which I can't. Then I found this..

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/


I still can't think of my own examples?

"sane huddy" maybe.. i dunno

 

[Sic]

Sane Huddy sounds about right.

"safe bet" is a bit of an oxymoron. that kind of thing.

 

[White Fang]

There used to be a cartoon on called "Sheep in the Big City" and it had a company called oxymoron industries.. there was also an army and all of the people in it had oxymoronic names:

General Specific
Private Public
Major Minor (who was a baby with a major hat on)
and so on...

It was a great cartoon

 

[Borris]

[edit]oops - should hve read the link [/edit]

 

[Supercow]

Rap Singer

 

[neil3k]

U.S Intelligence is a good one

 

[GravyMonster]

Russian economy lol

 

[Borris]

One for our southern hemispherical cousins - Aussie Culture

 

[Sic]

Rap Singer

does anyone ever say that? i always go with Rap Artist.

*waits for the hilarious "that's still an oxymoron" posts*

 

[Creature]

does anyone ever say that? i always go with Rap Artist.

*waits for the hilarious "that's still an oxymoron" posts*

That's still an oxymoron. n00b

 

[MrMatteh]

There used to be a cartoon on called "Sheep in the Big City" and it had a company called oxymoron industries.. there was also an army and all of the people in it had oxymoronic names:

General Specific
Private Public
Major Minor (who was a baby with a major hat on)
and so on...

It was a great cartoon

that was an awesome cartoon

Network

 

[Wryel]

'Microsoft Works' - Bit dated now, but still funny.

 

[pmbuzz]

Deafening silence
Audley Harrisson :- Boxer

 

[holly35]

On that oxymoron list it says "Apple Tech Support" is that suggesting that Apple dont give very good support?

My parents were arguing about oxymorons at the weekend but i cant remember what oxymoron they were on about!

 

[Psyk]

There used to be a cartoon on called "Sheep in the Big City" and it had a company called oxymoron industries.. there was also an army and all of the people in it had oxymoronic names:

General Specific
Private Public
Major Minor (who was a baby with a major hat on)
and so on...

It was a great cartoon

Can't say I remember it (how old is it?) but it sounds great

edit- Ah so it's quite a recent one according to imdb. What channel was it on?

 

[Melm0]

When people say "Same Difference" [/rawr]

 

[cheets64]

nice and sleazy

 

[MR_Punk]

pretty ugly!

~m

 

[MrMatteh]

almost exactly is another one

 

[jpmonkey69]

nearly always