Damn poles

moon man · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:04

I cant belive my other half always complaining i leave things around looking scruffy (i.e laptop ultrasones stepen king book cider bottle) come home and theres a pole dancing pole in the middle of the dining room ,ah well maybe this could leed to some lucrative part time work

D D Danneh · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:07

When your wife comes home, you should be stripped naked, dancing around the pole, with Barry White or Rick Astley playing.

See how she reacts.

secretspy · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:09

If i came home to find my man (if i had one) naked dancing around a pole to Rick Astley i would lmao!

D D Danneh · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:10

Also, why is there a dead dog in the bottom left?

JohnnyG · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:14

Need pics of the pole being used tbf.

moon man · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:16

JohnnyG said:
Need pics of the pole being used tbf.

ok im getting changed give me a minute

D D Danneh · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:16

JohnnyG said:
Need pics of the pole being used tbf.

Agreed. Either OP or wife will do. Not bothered which.

steveo · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:16

i came in to this thread thinking someone was having a bash at the Polish people but no

fiveub · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:16

JohnnyG said:
Need pics of the pole being used tbf.

Yeah! By you, obviously. And make a video and upload it here:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18033494

JohnnyG · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:18

moon man said:
ok im getting changed give me a minute

Ban if pics don't appear soon

D D Danneh said:
Agreed. Either OP or wife will do. Not bothered which.

Preferably wife for me but OP will do for humiliation reasons

Morba · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:21

A pole is just a pole, until someone is dancing around it.

Get dancing!

Voltar · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:23

Hehe nice.

Practice then go out to Proud Galleries in Camden and strut your stuff!

Went for someone's birthday party and before I knew it half the girls were dancing.

gjc10212 · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:24

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18033517 ;-)

moon man · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:26

tbh ive given it a bash (so to speak) and its quite hard ,i think some sort of lubrication may be needed ,think she is hoping to tone up a bit more (she dosnt need to

) btw they arnt permanent just wedge between the floor and the ceiling, there about £150 (revenge on me buying my headphone amp i suppose)

Voltar · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:28

gjc10212 said:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18033517

thanks

Burnsy2023 · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:28

Just as well my missus just sold hers. Not enough room for it

V4NT0M · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:29

What's that painting in the background? Looks like some kind of smurf.

moon man · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:31

Skyfall said:
What's that painting in the background? Looks like some kind of smurf.

lilly floating or something ,car boot sale iirc

JohnnyG · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:34

Skyfall said:
What's that painting in the background? Looks like some kind of smurf.

Looks like a Monet to me

Voltar · 19 Jul 2009 at 20:34

Great for toning is pole dancing! Like gymnastics. It's fun for both of you to enjoy

Watch out for bruises, they seem to cause a lot for some reason :confused: