Damn

kdd · 11 May 2008 at 15:26

OK,

I had it in front of my pc, have used it many times today, haven't been out, nobody has visited and yet i cannot find my zippo lighter, I have turned my flat upside down!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!!!
Anyone know where it is?

Jon1818 · 11 May 2008 at 15:27

kdd said:
OK,

I had it in front of my pc, have used it many times today, haven't been out, nobody has visited and yet i cannot find my zippo lighter, I have turned my flat upside down!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!!!
Anyone know where it is?

Just rub 2 sticks together.

manoz · 11 May 2008 at 15:30

It's in the last place you'll look

Glaucus · 11 May 2008 at 15:30

sign to stop smoking.

malccy · 11 May 2008 at 15:31

sign to have a backup lighter

Tefal · 11 May 2008 at 15:32

AcidHell2 said:
sign to stop smoking.

How do you know her smokes?

Might just be a pyro

Glaucus · 11 May 2008 at 15:33

Tefal said:
How do you know her smokes?

Might just be a pyro

either way you get smoke inhalation

SourChipmunk · 11 May 2008 at 15:36

kdd said:
Anyone know where it is?

Check your jacket/sweatshirt pocket.

kdd · 11 May 2008 at 15:43

woo found it under a chair god knows how it got there

Tom0 · 11 May 2008 at 15:51

kdd said:
woo found it under a chair god knows how it got there

BURN THE CHAIR IN REVENGE.

rotters · 11 May 2008 at 15:53

use your hob

well if its gas

rotters

edit: too late!

Ben M · 11 May 2008 at 15:56

most ridiculous "spec me:" thread ever?

davethe11 · 11 May 2008 at 16:02

it's your ram

Megahurtz400 · 11 May 2008 at 16:20

A pygmy stole it and put it there...

Voltar · 11 May 2008 at 17:24

fail. Then success

Van Hellseek · 11 May 2008 at 17:26

Best thread title ever.

Monkey Puzzle · 11 May 2008 at 17:28

Use a toaster.

Hamish · 11 May 2008 at 17:30

Ceiling cat has it...

Craig321 · 11 May 2008 at 17:37

Megahurtz400 said:
A pygmy stole it and put it there...

No, it was the nargles. Duh.

SideWinder · 11 May 2008 at 17:37

Tefal said:
Might just be a pyro

RIP.