Darth Vader Robs a Bank

platypus · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:37

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100723/tod-darth-raider-empire-strikes-bank-in-870a197.html

Silly story really but the following really cracked me up:

Police admitted it would be difficult to track the gunman because he did not take off his mask during the raid.

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Efour · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:40

hehe what a dude!

Deleted member 651465 · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:40

A man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit" was arrested the day before for robbing a bank armed with a bunch of flowers.

Effort! Have you ever tried to carry flowers whilst shopping? It's a nightmare.

Cosimo · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:42

He must have looked a sight disappearing down the road on his motor bike.

Efour · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:43

speeder bike !

Klo · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:43

Slightly reminds me of this:

Cosimo · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:45

and a pensioner breathing oxygen from a cylinder tried to rob a store and died in a car crash two days later

The place is full of wackos.

Archy · 23 Jul 2010 at 14:53

Empire strikes bank

Love it

The Dread Pirate · 23 Jul 2010 at 15:28

He should've taken the TIE/A

Davies_M · 23 Jul 2010 at 15:47

I seriously hope he gets away with it!

Archy · 23 Jul 2010 at 15:55

Wouldn't think it. All they need to do is stake out the death star, bound to return there sometime.

redeye_uk · 23 Jul 2010 at 15:58

Loving the picture in the article

jlss · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:00

The force is after this 1

4T5 · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:01

That could be your Dad !!!

NathanE · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:12

How else exactly do you get funds for a space enterprise the size of a small Moon?

Davies_M · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:15

NathanE said:
How else exactly do you get funds for a space enterprise the size of a small Moon?

Take over apple and tell American teenage girls that Iphone 4.9 is being released?

ElliorR · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:28

Who would the police arrest?

David Prowse, James Earl Jones, Sebastian Shaw or even Hayden Christensen?

If had spoken during the robbery it'll be easy.

Stewy · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:34

NathanE said:
How else exactly do you get funds for a space enterprise the size of a small Moon?

Apply for a bank loan ala. Family Guy?

NathanE · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:41

StewartMG said:
Apply for a bank loan ala. Family Guy?

Clearly he got turned down though. Hence he has now resorted to robbing a bank instead.

Stewy · 23 Jul 2010 at 16:44

"I wanna build a giant spacestation that can destroy a planet."

Darth Vader Robs a Bank

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