Man of Honour
as its rapidly heading towards the big V i thought it was about time we revied the worst dateing stories the forums can muster, purely to remind ourselfs why were all to happy to be single (all you happy people can bog off any buy teddies, roses and the like!)
I've litereally just come back from a not all that unpleasant second date, went pretty well but was over-whelmed by one factor, no, not the fact that i managed to get really itchy shaving burn just before going out, but more that she didn't
and bloody should have! eeeeeeep!
she had more stubble than did, not an overly attractive situation to be in. Don't know how i didn't notice on the first date, although maybe she had shaved befor i guess (but if she did i'm even more worried by her grow rate) luckily no adam's apple, but having to check is enough to make me run in the first place!!!
My mate can top that by ending up sheep herding in high heals and an evening dress on a second date as the farmer she was going out with's sheep escaped mid meal!
So how well, or badly can you do??
I've litereally just come back from a not all that unpleasant second date, went pretty well but was over-whelmed by one factor, no, not the fact that i managed to get really itchy shaving burn just before going out, but more that she didn't
and bloody should have! eeeeeeep!
she had more stubble than did, not an overly attractive situation to be in. Don't know how i didn't notice on the first date, although maybe she had shaved befor i guess (but if she did i'm even more worried by her grow rate) luckily no adam's apple, but having to check is enough to make me run in the first place!!!My mate can top that by ending up sheep herding in high heals and an evening dress on a second date as the farmer she was going out with's sheep escaped mid meal!
So how well, or badly can you do??
