Dating Website Bans Ugly People

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After growing frustrated with the volume of 'ugly' people on regular dating websites three Australians, Michael Fox, James Duffy and Michael Knapp, have created a dating website for beautiful people only.

The website is not interested in your sense of humour or good personality - if you are bald, have nerdy glasses or are otherwise 'ugly' you cannot join. One of the three creators, Michael Fox, submitted his photo to the website and was promptly rejected.

Over half of British applicants have been rejected. Some have filled the creators' inboxes with hate mail. "You are everything that's wrong in this world. Choke and die," wrote one rejected applicant.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=48828&in_page_id=34

Now this would be fun to see how many of us would be accepted.
 
teulk said:
What constitutes an " ugly person" though
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Lack of symmetry.

And their extensive list..

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
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This smells like a spoof, but I'm giving it a shot anyway.

edit: you are voted out by other users if deemed ugly, if you are insecure about your appearance, this is maybe not for you :p
 
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Tru said:
This smells like a spoof, but I'm giving it a shot anyway.

edit: you are voted out by other users if deemed ugly, if you are insecure about your appearance, this is maybe not for you :p
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Meh, why the hell not. I posted my pic on here with the risk of being photoshopped :p
 
Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne - I have a few spots
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men - My legs are hairy
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight - ONE of my teeth is out of place, and I can't get braces free as they aren't bad enough to need them. :(
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men) - don't all men have some kind of bend in theirs? :confused:
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet - I have hair on my toe knuckle things
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow
 
I've been browsing the site and there are some girls there of questionable beauty, I'm not particularly fussy when it comes to looks but some of these chicks are very plain.
 
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