Decent/Annoying Football Journalists/Pundits

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Whose opinions do you hold in some regard for analysis, and who do you tune out for? Could do with some decent recommendations, hate running out of material when trawling the interwebs before a big match-day.

For me, it'd have to be:

Good:
  • Lee Dixon: Don't know what they fed the players at Highbury, but Arsenal seem to produce one absolute stinker of a pundit for every excellent one they churn out. Dixon is definitely the latter - good knowledge of tactics and 'off the field' stuff, and doesn't often fall for the 'prevailing opinion' garbage that tabloids often churn out.
  • Martin Keown: As above, knows his stuff and tends to actually research what he's saying.
  • Tim Vickery: Best source you can get on South American football trends, and occasionally leans in on the European/English game. Is a 'romantic' of the game, which is cute too.
  • Guillem Balague: Unbelievably well connected in the Spanish game and reads players and managers extremely well. Worth a read of his blog on Sky Sports if you want an idea of how Guardiola and Mourinho really operate.
  • Sid Lowe: 'Deep' thinker about La Liga and footie in general, can be a bit up his own **** at times but still a good read on the Guardian.
  • Gary Neville: I think even Merseysiders can agree at this point he has shown as little bias as possible throughout his time at Sky, and has shown he can grasp things beyond what the Sun back-page says too.
  • Graeme Souness: Another one that Liverpewl fans I run into seem to hate, don't get why. Seems to know his stuff.

Bad:
  • Jamie Redknapp: Don't really think Jamie is as 'slow' as some of the rest below, it's just the role he puts himself in presumably because Sky or whatever tells him that's how it should go. Usually annoys me on any panel he's put on, especially when he disagrees with someone with >20 years experience in management.
  • Phil McNulty: Toes the line (or what he thinks it is) on every footballing subject imaginable, and any time he does stick his neck out he seems to get it horribly wrong. I would rather gouge my eyes out than endure the fat irrelevancies that are his tweets ever again.
  • Ian Wright: No justification needed.
  • John Barnes: Heavily suspect if LFC declared Anfield the geographical centre-point of the Earth, Barnes would subsequently appear on MotD with a hastily redrawn atlas. Ultimate Liverpool apologist.
  • Paul Merson: Really has no idea. Could easily be substituted with a monkey and a book of footballing clichés.

Final mention has to go to the king of bad pundits: Eamon Dunphy. Probably gets away with his ignorance more given he's really just on Irish TV, but give a look at the below:

(Forward to about 1:30 onwards to get the worst of him.)

[After telling Graeme Souness he had no idea what he was talking about, and Souness asking what experience he had of football]:
"I didn't manage anywhere. I managed to stay alive for about 63-and-a-half years baby..."

So apparently managing not to die up until the point of conversation is sufficient qualification to mouth off about technicalities you have no idea of. Of course.
 
Off the top of my head.....

Great
Gary Neville

Good (for the laughs)
Chris Kamara
Paul Merson
Rodney Marsh (back in his Soccer Saturday days)

Okay
The regulars on Sky (Jamie Redknapp, Graeme Souness, Ray Wilkins)
The regulars on MOTD (Alan Shearer, Lee Dixon, Alan Hansen & Mark Lawrenson)
The regulars on Soccer Saturday (Le Tissier, Phil Thompson & Charlie Nicholas)
Andy Gray (back in his Sky days)

Down right Idiots who I wish bad things on
Stan Collymore
Niall Quinn
 
Gabriele Marcotti is a brilliant journalist especially reporting on Italian teams. Generally got excellent football knowledge. Always got time to read his articles and listen to him on the radio.
 
Ack, what's the name of the guy that left the Guardian to go and write for the Telegraph? He's almost on McNulty's level of complete blandness.

I'll add a like for Barney Ronay, not because he's massively insightful, but because he's probably one of the best writers of prose out there. When it's serious, it's a great read, and when it's comedic, I have to be very careful not to burst out laughing at work.
 
Maybe not a full blown pundit and it will take a bit to polish this diamond but listen to Jamie Carragher, a real scholar of the game and his knowledge is truly legendary. Get the impression, he's the kind of guy you could chat about football for hours, take a break and chat again.
 
put on bbc alba just now. Its coverage of the scottish 1st division play off final first leg. Dont have a clue what the commentators are on about (its in Gaelic) but probably still makes more sense than half the commentators / pundits on 'proper' televised matches ;)
 
Worse pundit in the history of television - Stan Collymore
This pathetic waste of life has only one talent- to turn any game into one where Aston Villa is mentioned. Athletico Bilbao v Athletico Madrid, all Spanish Europa League final and Aston Villa gets a mention. He could comment on Dagemham & red bridge v Barnet and still find a villa reference.

Comedy value but terrible pundit - Dean Windass, gets so excited all his words merge into one, really funny to watch because of how much of a prat he is

Mark lawrenson- ****, if your not Liverpool your nt worth a fair commentary in his eyes.

Ok - Chris waddle, met him IRL a few times, good, fair commentary

Good - Andy Townsend, met him a lot IRL as a youngster always has fair and good advice and willing to share his knowledge of the game. Brings it into his commentary
 
Maybe not a full blown pundit and it will take a bit to polish this diamond but listen to Jamie Carragher, a real scholar of the game and his knowledge is truly legendary. Get the impression, he's the kind of guy you could chat about football for hours, take a break and chat again.

subtitles ?
 
I think Savage is great and Danny Murphy is horrific

Also HATE the irish prat on the guradian podcast , hes so stuck up and snobbish about smaller teams
 
Has anyone seen the Neville trailer for the CL final on Sky :eek: while he seems to tlak some sense as a pundit that is dire
 
Good;

Nev
Keown
Kamara
Stelling
Martin Samuel (always an entertaining read if not the best informed, though why he switched from the Times to the Fail is beyond me)
Andy Grey

Bad;

Everyone else
 
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