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zaniro · 2024-10-27T12:21:00+0000

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Thekwango · 2024-10-27T12:24:50+0000

Class. I like people who take drugs early in the day.

Derek W · 2024-10-27T12:26:33+0000

It's certainly one for Sigmund Freud, your last act in the world is to enter your mother! :eek:

Combat squirrel · 2024-10-27T12:26:52+0000

Thekwango said:
Class. I like people who take drugs early in the day.

I'm gonna need some of what zaniro has come 4.30pm

200sols · 2024-10-27T12:27:32+0000

Derek W said:
It's certainly one for Sigmund Freud, your last act in the world is to enter your mother!

Surely your mother would already be in her mother etc etc..

ElliorR · 2024-10-27T12:34:01+0000

What if you were cremated, that would be one hell of a painful “birth”.

throwaway4372 · 2024-10-27T12:38:31+0000

What happens if I crawl into your mother instead?

TommyV · 2024-10-27T12:42:07+0000

This reminds me of an old Ricky gervais podcast.

Karl’s suggestion was to have old people die, and then a baby comes out them as opposed to traditional procreation. :-D

zaniro · 2024-10-27T12:56:57+0000

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drakulton · 2024-10-27T13:02:17+0000

you were only supposed to put your clock back one hour, not sixty years. Pass the LSD please.

Vinno · 2024-10-27T13:02:46+0000

What a lovely "death" that would be. I think I'd rather stay as we are thanks, lol.

Thekwango · 2024-10-27T13:03:18+0000

throwaway4372 said:
What happens if I crawl into your mother instead?

Reminds of the joke - What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his head in.

robfosters · 2024-10-27T13:03:39+0000

zaniro said:
Surrogate mothers will be necessary incase you can't find your mother in time. Otherwise you'd have masses of babies hanging about here there and everywhere, holding signs like 'have you seen my mother?'

You definitely double dropped with your cornflakes this morning

zaniro · 2024-10-27T13:03:40+0000

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Dis86 · 2024-10-27T13:09:54+0000

ElliorR said:
What if you were cremated, that would be one hell of a painful “birth”.

You do know they don't put em in the oven alive, right?

Josh · 2024-10-27T13:23:58+0000

That’s enough internet for me, someone pass me the eye bleach.

Ayahuasca · 2024-10-27T13:30:16+0000

There’s a planet where this happens, it’s called Offit.

moon man · 2024-10-27T17:26:52+0000

Sounds familiar

BUDFORCE · 2024-10-27T17:28:47+0000

It's all good until you need to take a dump.

Derek W · 2024-10-27T17:40:55+0000

BUDFORCE said:
It's all good until you need to take a dump.