Describe yourself as an Animal/Car/Fish/Bird/Tree??

paul1980

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I have a job interview coming up soon and they sometimes ask off the cuff questions like!

Describe yourself as an Animal/Car/Fish/Bird or Tree?

So far I have:

Animal - Lion. (King of the Jungle, I strive to be at the top)

Car - Volvo. (Safe, reliable and Versatile.)

Fish - Salmon. (Strength and determination to swim upriver)

Bird - SuperGoose. (Flys 8000KM to mate. Now thats impressive)

Tree - Spruce. (I want to reach new heights in my Career)

Anyone got any other decent ideas?
 
Animal - weasel (I'll worm my way through the ranks and stab you in the back)
Car - Rolls Royce Phantom (Everyone hates you but wants to be you)
Fish - stingray (I stab Australians in the heart)
Bird - pigeon (I'll take a **** on you from a great height)
Tree - Californian Redwood (because it's got a lot of wood, like me, right now, thinking of you)

Seriously they'll go down a treat and won't sound cheesey like your suggestions.
 
Johnny Girth said:
Animal - weasel (I'll worm my way through the ranks and stab you in the back)
Car - Rolls Royce Phantom (Everyone hates you but wants to be you)
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Expect an invoice for a replacement keyboard.

Damn tea spitting.
 
Animal - Cat - I'm a lazy worker and I love to sleep in.
Car - Fiesta - I'm quite small but love to over rev in a Mcdonalds carpark.
Fish - Shark - because I think I'd like the taste of human meat.
Bird - Chicken - I love to get 'plucked'.
Tree - Horse Chestnut - I'd have a jolly ol' laugh to drop my spikey stuff on you in Autumn.

:o :p
 
Animal - Tiger (A pussycat and a dangerous animal rolled into one)

Car - Audi (No nonsense quality engineering)

Fish - Crab (Cancer is my star sign and I like the comfort of my shell)

Bird - Dove (Peace and the bird of magicians!)

Tree - Cactus (Quite happy to just stand on my own even in a harsh environment)
 
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